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This is The Undertaker's new T-shirt, which celebrates his new nickname, "The Last Outlaw."

Yes, I'm pretty sure he's riding a unicorn. I'm not sure if that makes him more or less awesome. I mean he's a tough old bastard, but...it's a freaking unicorn. Is this an attempt at monetizing young female fans better? Does being The Last Outlaw mean that there are no more horses and thus he must ride Unicorns instead?

In a world where there is no civilization, only one man can keep things civilized.

It's 2098 AD. Earth has been through many nuclear revolutions over the past 50 years. Except for scattered people in far corners of the earth, the human race has been exterminated. Horses are extinct, so of course unicorns have taken their place. When man is threatened by the mutant beasts created by biological warfare, there is only one hero that can save them...

THE LAST OUTLAW.

Coming to theaters this Summer from WWE Studios.

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Come on, this makes him a hundred times more awesome, and he was already pretty damn awesome.

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by RagingNoodles on Mar 2, 2011 1:26 AM EST reply actions  

Maybe I'm being "don't get the joke guy"

But the thing you’re mistaking for a horn is the horse’s ear.

by The so-called Beautiful on Mar 2, 2011 2:21 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

Unicorn?

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by Major on Mar 2, 2011 3:17 AM EST reply actions  

His Horse was in the shop and had to borrow Michelle’s ride

by rovert on Mar 2, 2011 5:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

that’s definitely not a unicorn.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Mar 2, 2011 3:24 AM EST reply actions  

Fabulous.

Well, almost. On close inspection it seems to just be a horse with a Taker symbol on its forehead. That said, I’m disappointed; I thought we finally had a way to connect the Undertaker to Legend.

Speaking purely cosmetically, this design reminds me of the absurdly metal Josh Barnett shirt: “Death is the currency of victory”, with Barnett perched on a bloody throne, gripping a giant hammer, surrounded by corpses.

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by StreetofCrocodiles on Mar 2, 2011 3:50 AM EST reply actions  

Not really sure where the unicorn thing came from but still a truly bizarre shirt.

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by Brent Brookhouse on Mar 2, 2011 9:09 AM EST reply actions  

Horse is meant to be part skeletal

Like the horse you’d expect Death, the Horseman of the Apocalypse to ride. It’s not that odd a shirt. I think you’d only see a unicorn if you already have a My Little Pony fixation.

by KJ Gould on Mar 2, 2011 10:13 AM EST reply actions  

A Horseman of the Apocalypse was the intention, definitely. Though I think the horse may be wearing armor. Either way, it just looks like a Magic: The Gathering card to me.

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by StreetofCrocodiles on Mar 2, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there really a reason for this, other than a marketing gimmic to sell shirts/make money?

Seriously, that nickname blows.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Mar 2, 2011 10:57 AM EST reply actions  

I guess he came out to “Ain’t No Grave” at the SmackDown tapings I hope that song isn’t permanent. I like it but I love his other song for him.

by The Legend on Mar 2, 2011 10:59 AM EST reply actions  

Disagree, that song is a significant change for the better. I was really disappointed to see that he basically had the exact same boring character when he returned last week.

A theme change ain’t enough, but at least it’s something.

by KaneRobot on Mar 2, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

You could be right maybe I just need to see it on TV first, like I said I’ve just always loved that theme song for some reason. Maybe they could of tweaked it like they have in the past?

by The Legend on Mar 2, 2011 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

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