WWE Smackdown spoilers for the show to air Dec. 9

"BLUE GUYS!"

Aside from being the funniest throwaway line from the movie Superbad, the phrase can also be used to describe the Smackdown roster in the WWE. Raw is red and black while Smackdown is blue and silver. Both pretty cool color schemes, I'll say. But enough about that, let's down to the nitty gritty!

There's a Beat the Clock competition where the Superstar who pins his opponent in the quickest time gets to choose a match at the Tables, Ladders, Chairs (TLC) pay-per-view (PPV) as well as a face-off between Mark Henry and The Big Show.

Cody Rhodes is a constant presence on the show and Daniel Bryan might finally confront Michael Cole for all the smack that suckah's been talking lately.

Want to know EXACTLY -- courtesy of The Wrestling Observer -- what happens, though?

Then keep reading!

Also, everyone realizes this show is kinda, sorta named after The Rock, right?

It's the build-up to TLC so we've got lots of each item strewn about the ringside area. Cody Rhodes jumps KING BOOKAH and then tells Lillian Garcia to shut her newly re-hired face since he was going to be the ring announcer.

There's a Beat the Clock competition with choice of match at the PPV going to whoever (or it is whomever? Being a writer, I should really know things like that...) wins. "The Manchester Mangler" (that one's free, WWE) Wade Barrett beats "Zeke the Freak" (again, free) Ezekiel Jackson.

WWE DIvas Champion Beth Phoenix and Natalya defeat who else but A.J. and Kaitlyn by how else but Nattie making the beautiful A.J. tap to a Sharpshooter. Kaitlyn then turns rulebreaker and joins Pin Up Strong! The Mega Geeks Explode!

Seriously, A.J. is almost unbearably cute.

MAH MAN D-Bry comes out and calls out Michael Cole. He says he's tired of Cole's shenanigans but the announcer won't leave the booth. Daniel Bryan then goes out to him but is attacked by Rhodes. Two attacks in one night? Whoa there, stallion, pace yourself!

In a Beat the Clock match, Ted DiBiase beats Jinder Mahal which settles their "feud," I guess?

World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry and his TLC opponent Big Show go face-to-face. Henry tells Show he isn't the man anymore and the curator of the "Hall of Pain" has taken over. Show blasts him with a chair.

In Beat the Clock matches, Sheamus defeats David Otunga and Zack Ryder (WOO WOO WOO) beats Heath Slater.

Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes beats Daniel Bryan by DQ when KING BOOKAH came in and attacked Dusty's Baby Boy.

Backstage, Aksana is doing her normal "I'm attracted to old, ugly guys" thing with Teddy Long when Rhodes busts in and is all, "Gimme a match with KING BOOKAH!" And Long is all, "Holla? You want a holla so bad, you got it, playa! A holla at TLC for the Hollacontinetnal title, playa!"

Does Teddy even say "holla" and "playa" anymore?

In the final Beat the Clock match, Randy Orton beats Dolph Ziggler and asks for a Tables Match at the PPV against British thorn in his side Wade Barrett.

Sounds like we're back on track after last week's abysmal live show, don't you think?