WWE Raw results and live blog for Dec. 5: The build to TLC?
by Geno Mrosko on Dec 5, 2011 8:58 PM EST
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WWE Monday Night Raw comes waltzing back into our lives tonight (Dec. 5, 2011) from the St. Pete Times Forum in Tampa, Florida. And with this being the final show before TLC for all intents and purposes (next Monday is the Slammy Awards), hopefully the TLC pay-per-view gets its build.
But with what?
Advertisements have CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Alberto Del Rio for the title tonight, as well as a 41-man battle royal but one or both could be dark matches for the live audience.
Kevin Nash did say on Twitter that he's packing up his wrestling gear and heading for Tampa, so I guess he'll be in town to make some noise but Triple H is apparently not expected to be there.
It's a goofy time in WWE right now. Survivor Series left a bit of a black hole in its wake. Hopefully tonight, someone crawls out of it.
The fun kicks off at 9 p.m. ET tonight on USA, Cagesiders, so be sure to come back and join us for the show. It's always a good time in these threads. Raw live blog after the jump.
RAW RESULTS AND LIVE BLOG DEC. 5
Geno here.
Broadcast is live.
Nickelback is a terrible band with a singer who sounds like he's trying to tune his way through constipation.
In the promo that played before this god-awful music hit, the guy with the deep, cool voice asked, "Will John Cena continue to be able to Rise Above Hate?"
I like where this is going.
Cena is out first to a thunderous reaction. Holy balls, these people went NUTS. Seriously, even John looks surprised. On my TV it sounds like boos are mixed in but the cheers are dominating. Probably not what Vince McMahon was hoping. They're going to push the boos anyway, as evidenced by Jerry Lawler, who is doing so on commentary before Cena takes the mic.
Cena wants to thank Roddy Piper for being a friend and all that good stuff last week. Back to trumpeting how he loves that the fans say how they feel about him each week. Boos and cheers from the audience in response.
He's back to kissing the fans ass. "There is no show without all of you. It's pretty cut and dry. If you don't watch, we don't work. So I believe each and every one of you has earned the right to tell me exactly how you feel."
Asks for boos, they oblige.
Asks for cheers, they do and he says thanks for staying loyal.
Says the fans are crazy enough that they've even chanted "Fruity Pebbles" at him. Which they proceed to do again. And that's the energy Piper was talking about that Cena loves and believes the fans reserve the right for.
No, Cena doesn't mind Piper. It was the slap last week. Not the slap from Piper, though. The slap from the referee when he counted the pin for CM Punk over Alberto Del Rio.
Oh god.
He calls out Punk. Says the only thing bigger than Cena vs. The Rock at WrestleMania would be Cena vs. The Rock at WrestleMania for the WWE championship.
Oh no. Please, god, no.
Del Rio calls a halt to Cena asking for a shot. Says he's the one who deserves it. Cena clowns him a bit. "You lost, homie, beat feet."
"ADR" says the fans don't matter. They don't count. Last week, John Laurinaitis said if Punk got disqualified Del Rio would be the new champ.
Cena points out that it didn't happen.
Del Rio wants to show the clip of last week when Punk used the exposed turnbuckle to get the win. Del Rio says that was cheating and he did it on purpose. It's not Del Rio's fault the referee didn't see it and he should be the new champ. And that's undeniable.
"EXCUSE ME!"
Oh, fug yeah, here comes Dolph Ziggler.
Vickie says neither of them deserve a championship match and has to stop to say excuse me again because she's getting massive heat from the Tampa crowd. They boo boisterously when she says Ziggler deserves the shot.
He chimes in and says, "which one of you two beat Randy Orton last week on Raw? Which one of you two are the longest reigning champion on Raw? Which one of you two goes out each and every week and has the most entertaining match ... on purpose?"
The.
Best.
Cena cuts in and dogs Ziggler for calling himself the "Showoff" and kills Michael Cole for repeating it a million times on commentary. Then tells Ziggler he needs to get rid of the word show and insert the word jerk.
Not bad.
Ziggler says it's not his fault he kills it in the ring every night. Cena brings up Zack Ryder. The crowd in Tampa isn't nearly as hot for him as usual.
Ziggler wants to know if "boring" is trending right now. HA.
Oh dear god, here comes The Miz.
DUCKFACE!
"Really?" It sucks that I like that schtick so much because this guy's face makes me want to punch him.
HA. Wow, he just murdered everybody. Said he had a title reign that lasted longer than a month (ADR) and he doesn't need Vickie Guerrero by his side just to ensure he gets a reaction (Ziggler). Didn't hear what he said about Cena. Says he deserves the match.
"Hey Miz."
John Laurinaitis.
He recites his title and says he's going to shatter the perception that he's boring. Each of the four guys in the ring will face a Smackdown guy tonight. All the winners will be inserted into the title match at TLC and at the end of Raw a contract will be signed with Punk.
Laurinaitis has a special match for Cena, though. "The Social Experiment" as he calls it. So this doesn't apply to Cena. Only the other three.
Miz's match is first and he draws ....
... Randy Orton.
There was a time not long ago I would have passed this off as a blow away match but Orton has been elevating guys for months now. Definitely shouldn't do the same here but we'll see about a smoz finish. Wade Barrett is going to show up at some point.
They show a replay of last Monday when Ziggler got a win over Orton thanks to Barrett.
Commercial break.
The Miz vs. Randy Orton -- I missed the opening of the match but Orton is hitting successive lariats and the scoop slam. Draping DDT attempt leads to Miz sending Orton to the outside with a drop over the top rope. Miz comes out and runs to him and gets hit with the scoop slam on the floor.
As expected, here's Wade Barrett. Orton picks up Miz and puts him in the ring. He acts like he's going to climb in with him and decides to chase after Barrett instead. That leads to a count-out and Miz wins. Orton is super pissed at the top of the ramp. He starts walking down like he's going to smash Miz but Barrett runs down and takes him out.
So Miz is in at TLC against CM Punk. I imagine this is leading to a four-way with both Ziggler and Del Rio getting in on the action with wins later tonight. Gimmick matches like this on short notice are what WWE does when they're creatively bankrupt.
Cole and Lawler say there's a big announcement regarding WWE Network coming up next.
Commercial break.
They air a promo for WWE Network with some seriously funky techno music. Legends House, with a bunch of old time WWE superstars living under one roof is really going to be a show. That wasn't an announcement so much as a promo for things we already knew.
Ryder in the back with Laurinaitis. He's asking about his title match. Cena comes into the frame wearing fake spiked hair, a Broski headband and Ryder glasses. Laurinaitis wants to put Cena in a match with a popular talent. And that match will be against Zack Ryder.
Are you serious, bro?
Both guys are upset, saying the match doesn't need to happen. Laurinaitis tells Ryder that if he wins, he'll get a match against Ziggler. If Cena wins, he actually will get a WWE championship shot at TLC along with whoever else wins tonight.
Johnny Ace leaves and an awkward staredown follows.
Cut to David Otunga.
Oh shit, he's telling Kevin Nash he's facing Triple H at TLC in a ladder match. Nash asks if "The Game" is even cleared. Otunga says yes. Nash says he doesn't do Ladder matches. Otunga reveals that at the top of the Ladder will be a sledgehammer and whoever gets to it first gets to use it against the other guy with no ramifications.
Wow. Big announcement, huh?
Nash will be in action tonight, too, apparently. Cole tells us it will be the first time in eight years he will have been in action on Raw. Wow. How old am I?
Time for Del Rio's match.
Commercial break.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Daniel Bryan -- Bryan has his ribs taped up. You know, because he had a hell of a steel cage match on Smackdown last week. Just the way it should be done.
Del Rio does what he should by immediately working on Bryan's midsection. He proceeds to kick the dog out of Bryan and makes him tap in short order to the Cross Armbreaker. That was a glorified squash, folks. Del Rio is in now at TLC, so it's a triple threat as we speak.
Shot of the Diva's walking through the back and they're next.
Commercial break.
They come back with a promo for the Diva's saying they are not barbie dolls but it gets interrupted by another promo about the mystery return man on Jan. 2, 2012. The creepy kid with the creepy other kid.
Hey, guess who's in the Diva's match?
Natalya and Beth Phoenix vs. Eve and Kelly Kelly --Beth dominates Kelly until out of nowhere Kelly gets a roll up for the pin. What a monumental waste of everyone's time.
Top of the second hour, so Cena vs. Ryder is coming up next.
Commercial break.
Ryder gets NO reaction when his music hits. Wow. They wanted to do a "Social Experiment" and this isn't working AT ALL. At least not if the idea was to get the crowd to boo Cena. I suspect this is just an easy way to hotshot him back into a championship match.
Cena gets a good reaction again, although it's not nearly as strong as it was at the beginning of the show.
Zack Ryder vs. John Cena -- Ryder actually gets the edge early and we'll see how much Cena really likes him based on how he puts him over here, if he does at all. Working a decent match so far. Dueling Cena chants break out. Women and children love him, men hate him. Status quo remains unchanged, folks.
Cena is selling pretty big for Ryder here. Takes a faceplant really high. Ryder working rest holds a lot, though. Hits a swinging neckbreaker but it was slow and ugly. Gets a two count and goes right back to a rest hold.
Dude, this match has been going on for two minutes, the fug you need a breather for?
Cena powers out but Ryder takes control again with a counter in the corner. Dropkick gets another two count. Ryder hits the top rope and Cena grabs him for the Attitude Adjustment (AA). Ryder reverses into a DDT but that only gets a two-count.
Ryder looking to set up the Rough Ryder. Cena ducks under and it's Five Moves of Doom time.
Wow. They do a spot where Cena hits the corner turnbuckle with Ryder moving out of the way but Cena short changes it and the crowd boos him for it. That was ugly as hell. Ryder gets the woo, woo, woo and running kick in the corner but the ensuing Rough Ryder attempt was reversed into an AA.
Ryder is pissed at Cena because that was his one shot. Cena tells him to hang on and goes running to the back. TLC is now a Fatal 4-Way for the WWE title. If Ziggler is the odd man out here, that will be a crime.
Commercial break.
Laurinaitis in the back with Otunga and Cena comes through and starts screaming at people. Straight up tells Otunga to get his ass out of town. Starts yelling at Laurinaitis about giving Ryder a title shot. Johnny Ace says he can be creative. Says Ryder can have one more chance tonight. But there's one condition. Cena would have to give up his spot at TLC.
Cena puts Ryder over in a huge way. Says he's watched Ryder work his ass off and no one in WWE offices have ever given him an opportunity. Cena gives up his spot at TLC and Laurinaitis tells him to go tell Ryder to get ready because he's up next.
"Against who?"
"I don't know."
Good one, guys.
Pissed off Cena is way better than cartoon Cena, by the way.
Another promo for Kane's return. Not sure if they're teasing him coming back with the mask on or not. This time they actually showed him wearing it before the clip of it burning on the ground.
We'll see, I guess.
Commercial break.
Ryder's opponent will be ...
... "The World's Strongest Man."
Zack Ryder vs. Mark Henry -- Henry is still selling the ankle injury with the tape and a slight limp. HA. Ryder goes to jump him and Henry smacks him down like a mosquito buzzing too close to him on a hot summer night.
"You're in the wrong place tonight."
Henry is great. Ryder tries to make a comeback but Henry snuffs it out. Oh shit, Ryder gets a big comeback and does his woo, woo, woo kick in the corner spot. Henry straight snuffs him out again.
It's a no disqualification match, though, so Cena comes down and gives Henry the AA. Picks Ryder up and puts him on top and that gets the three count.
I HATE that they just did that to Henry. An AA from Cena is all it takes to get a pinfall over Henry, who they had been building for months? They let him kick out of multiple RKO's not too long ago. Ugh. Horrible.
Ryder celebrates with Cena at the top of the entrance ramp.
Cut to the back and Ziggler is yelling at Vickie for not being able to get that decision reversed. She says she found out his opponent, though -- Sheamus. Swagger says he'll be ringside, so it's cool, he'll win. Ziggler tells him no, he doesn't want Swags out there. They tease dissension before Ziggler takes off.
Nash walking through the back and he's in his wrestling gear. Time for a match with the big man. Ready for this, Cagesiders?
Commercial break.
Nash comes out to the nWo black and white theme song. Man, I love that music. He's got a gut on him and it's easy to see with his ring gear tucked in like it is. Form fitting.
Oh my god. His opponent is my second favorite guy on the WWE roster -- Santino.
Kevin Nash vs. Santino Marella -- Not sure what the point is of having Nash squash Santino here. A squash match is designed to build a guy up but that's not what's going to happen here.
Oh, man, it's ugly already. Nash sends Santino into the ropes and they're not synched up. Bad timing. He catches him for a sidewalk slam and almost drops him. Dear god. Sends him to the ropes again and hits him with the big boot before picking him up and delivering the Jackknife Powerbomb.
That was 60 seconds and it was hot garbage. This man is going to do a ladder match against Triple H at a pay-per-view? Seriously?
Nash grabs the sledgehammer he came waltzing out with and threatens Marella with it, who cowers away. Nash just holds it up, the crowd politely boos him and he just walks out.
That felt like a Diva's style match.
Punk in the back and he's randomly having a conversation with Evan Bourne.
"Hey, Evan, you're back from that drug bust, huh? Gonna go straight edge now, or what?"
"Yeah, Phil, I've seen the light. I'm ready to give up the spice."
"Cool, let's go grab an ice cream bar."
I may have just made all that up to kill time during this ...
Commercial break.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus -- Sheamus screams his head off on his way out to the ring. Then smiles like a six-year-old.
Ziggler avoids Sheamus bumrushing him twice and walks around the ring saying, "how damn good do I look?"
Like a million bucks, champ. (Yes, I'm a Ziggler mark. You should be too.)
Sheamus quickly got the edge again and went straight to his forearms on the ropes spot. Suplex gets a two count.
Santino is trending on Twitter, guy. I know how much you care.
Neckbreaker from Ziggler, who makes his comeback. Gets a two count off it and starts turning up the offense a bit. Just as I say that, he works a sleeper. Thanks, Dolph. Vickie is screaming like Sheamus stole her purse and I want to stab a pencil in my earhole to avoid that god-awful noise.
Ziggler gets a two count on a side slam. Goes back to working another sleeper. The hell is up with these rest holds in five minute matches? The crowd starts chanting and Sheamus makes his big comeback with "hammer blows," as "The King" calls them. Puts Ziggler in the corner and starts headbutting him.
Seriously.
The ref counted down like he was going to disqualify Sheamus if he hit Ziggler with just ONE more headbutt.
Sheamus picks Ziggler up for the Celtic Cross but Ziggler gets out. Ryder comes down and distracts Ziggler, allowing Sheamus to get the Brogue Kick and the win.
Ugh.
TLC is now a triple threat match with Punk vs. Del Rio vs. Miz for the title. That'll sell tickets.
Ryder gets in the ring and hits the Rough Ryder before picking up the belt and doing the woo, woo, woo spot with the crowd eating it up and going along with him.
"I'm going to fist pump you're face," he says as he walks out.
Seriously, can Ziggler just drop the title to this clown already so he can move up to the main event?
Contract signing will close the show.
Commercial break.
Back from break and Miz and Del Rio are already in the ring. Justin Roberts introduces Laurinaitis. Punk will be getting his own entrance with music on TV. Laurinaitis picks up a mic and says he made Cena vs. Mark Henry for Raw next week. Henry better get his win back then.
Punk gets his intro and the crowd is hot for him. Not as much as Cena, though.
Miz and Del Rio are sitting with mics in hand at the table, Punk moves the table out of the way and starts harping on this being the biggest WWE cliche ever. The contract signing. Let's just brawl and get it over with, he says.
Laurinaitis says he's more exciting than Punk gives him credit for and books the triple threat match at TLC as a legit Tables, Ladders and Chairs match.
Punk explains why he'll beat both guys easy. Makes a good point.
Miz brings up the fact that he took R-Truth and John Morrison out.
"You took them out? Like on a date?", is Punk's response.
Says based on Miz's look, he bets he took them to the new Twilight movie.
Well done.
Miz says he took them to the top of the ramp and beat 'em so bad, Laurinaitis had to release Morrison.
Laurinaitis cuts in and says he wants to wish Morrison the best in all his future endeavors and gives the thumbs up.
That was AWESOME.
Miz keeps yapping but doesn't say anything worth hearing.
Punk takes over and smashes him for wanting TMZ to be all over him.
Del Rio says he's heard enough of these two crying like little girls. The best in the world is here but he's standing in front of Punk. IN 2011, "ADR" has done it all, you see, and he'll end the year becoming champion again.
Goes to bring up it being his destiny but Punk stops him and says he'll start drinking if Del Rio actually says it.
Miz cuts a stupid promo and signs the contract, duckface in full effect. Del Rio signs. The crowd chants Punk's name. Laurinaitis hands Punk the contract and he says, "once I sign this, we can get to fighting, right?" Johnny Ace says no, just sign it.
He does and Laurinaitis makes it official. The crowd chants "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
Laurinaitis asks for a photographer and puts them all next to each other for a picture. Punk bags on him for it and says these are supposed to end in brawls.
"I guess if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself."
Boom, pops Miz and then starts working Del Rio but gets hit from behind by Ricardo Rodrigez. They keep brawling and Punk sends Del Rio through the table that was set up already. Gives Miz the GTS, which lands him on top of Del Rio on the table and Punk celebrates.
Fade to black.
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Cena sent a tweet out saying it was time to get back the WWE title
Wouldn’t surprise me to see Vince hotshot a Triple Threat match like this.
by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 5, 2011 2:00 PM EST reply actions
Also, great article from Sports Business Journal about the WWE Network
by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 5, 2011 2:01 PM EST reply actions
by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 5, 2011 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Big thing to me
Is that it seems the WWE is going to move some of their “B” PPVs onto the channel instead of PPV. Wouldn’t be a terrible idea with 8 PPVs and 4 “Clash of the Champions” style shows each year.
by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 5, 2011 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
Evening Folks
Who’s ready for a mediocre RAW with Cena not being heel yet (this guy right here)
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Cena basically is a heel though.
By refusing to turn heel, he’s getting people to boo him and dislike what he does. That’s pretty much a heel. If he were to officially turn heel, the people who hate him now would cheer for him because he’s a heel. So … this is probably the best spot for him, to be honest.
by Kyle Rancourt on Dec 5, 2011 8:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I get this kind of logic but the reason I want a real heel turn is I'm just tired of the same stuff from Cena.
At least if he turned heel he could cheat and tell off the crowd and it would add a different twist to things. Instead of the same old same old you get with Cena week in and week out.
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
Anyone in the UK
just catch Brutus Beefcake v Ted Dibiase on WWE Vintage before Raw? Awesome.
it's a good one
like a free boxset of the classics!
I was sort of hoping they'd bring a new old timer in each week to slap Cena
Sigh
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
That would be too much awesome
Unfortunately, in the PG era, there’s not a chance in hell Gertner would be effective.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Dear God, Cena...
…stop trying to put off the crowd. We don’t like you. Shut up and get out of the ring. And take Alberto Del Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruffleshaverrrrrrrrrrrrridgesrrrrrrio with you.
Damn, Vickie...
…you lookin’ fly, boo.
And Dolph looking like Mr. Perfect’s illegitimate son…loving it.
And Dolph is killing it on the mic…
I like that Dolph can bother to put on a coat, slacks, and dress shoes...
But he has only a v-neck tee on underneath.
The 984 Has Spoken!
I gotta give it to Cena for calling out Cole’s constant overselling & force feeding.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
I like Vickie's tits and ass... but why does she have to have the head of a bulldog?
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
by Chris Hines on Dec 5, 2011 9:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So I was playing Forza and just turned it on
What kind of shenanigans have I missed?
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He just had to stick his voice into it didn't he...
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
I don't know some new guy
I wish they would announce his name and job title once and while
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think he's some sort of talent guy and GM of something.
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
You know...I remember seeing a guy that looked just like him...
Except he was younger and had a skateboard.
Did he have a tag team partner?
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
Probably a different guy.
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
It's Nice
Dolph actually took the time to put pants on. That’s nice of him
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by MMA42 on Dec 5, 2011 9:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Does anyone else hate the name Apex Predator?
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
the legend killer has such abetter ring to it
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
I like Randy
Because I too can not grow a full beard
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by LRaunThaDamaja on Dec 5, 2011 9:18 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions 2 recs
Did Cena really drop
A “Mitch Cumstein” reference?
Most of his target audience hasn’t even seen Caddyshack.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 9:19 PM EST reply actions
I don’t have my little nephew crashing with me tonight.. so its on like a light switch.. or something like that.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Ya, can’t find the Irish Whiskey.. so its Grandma’s night.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
They better get all the build in tonight.. cuz that 3 hour show will be a throw away..
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Jax is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for players. Its like the Waterboy.. finding the towel boy.. “who runs into a laundry list of problems..”
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
can't be anyworse than what we have to watch here in minnesota
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
You got to watch Tebow…. almost sounded like a home game for them on my tv.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Orton with the hot tag! Oh wait…
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Dec 5, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
ha… Orton in on the hot tag.. he’s a house of fire.. but Cole.. there’s no one tagging him in.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Wade Barrett and Randy Orton as soon as I turn on the show, this is pretty awesome
I buried Banago.
A. Silva
So why is Orton so mad about losing?
If he had won, he wouldn’t have gotten a shot himself. All he could have done is prevent The Miz from getting a shot. I get that they’re ultra-competitive and don’t like losing, but really. I’ve just never gotten that aspect.
The 984 Has Spoken!
Ugh have you not been watching for the past month?
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Oh okay then.
Yeah ever since Survivor Series
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
wwe channel announcement
is going to be a show based off the major motion picture…THE CHAPERONE!!! Hurray!
Hmmm...Predator Technology
Jerry Sandusky says, “A little too late to help me now, guys”
Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.
by OPace on Dec 5, 2011 9:30 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
They’re actually catching up to the times!
by Mr. Sunny Days on Dec 5, 2011 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Yes! Hell, put that person on creative ASAP!
by Mr. Sunny Days on Dec 5, 2011 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
HOLY CRAP FUCK AND YES
Although I do like his song. Not as an entrance. But just the song in general.
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
It's kinda catchy...
…but if he came out to something with more wobbles than J.R. on a trampoline…that would take the place of Lita’s theme for favorite entrance song ever.
The Dubstepping is good
And I really can’t wait for that train wreck of a show where the Legends live together
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Is Laryngitus EVER going to finish angry birds?
by bensix on Dec 5, 2011 9:33 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Oh, what the hell is Cena doing?
Woo woo what the f***?
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 9:33 PM EST reply actions
Or Darren Young
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Wow. That's actually brilliant.
Let’s out Cena against faces. He already turned heel and we missed it.
oh hai AngryApe
I already ordered pizza
by SuperFancyMan on Dec 5, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
What?
Let’s first get through tonight
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Dec 5, 2011 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Nash
That tall doofy fucker in a ladder match? That could be a train wreck worth ordering
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Even Otunga needs coffee to stay awake to watch this show.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:37 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I'd Rec this if I could.
Respectfully raping people with my words, since 1993.
by marsexxxy23 on Dec 5, 2011 10:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Have some respect... Kevin Nash's hand covering a sledge hammer broke his neck and his heart.
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
by Chris Hines on Dec 5, 2011 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Big Sexy on a ladder? Bad idea!
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
Dear Cena
Is it bad I like Ricardo better than Del Rio
Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.
Whatever you're smoking
I want some
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
i've been smoking poor raw for weeks
and had a bad hit of smackdown last week
It's not that bad
Nothing amazing, but pretty solid show
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Who took a dump in King’s crown… they need to do that with Tunga’s coffee… after Chris’ pee job.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
And didn't someone take a dump in someone's bag...
or shoot their load in a Diva’s shoe or something?
I never heard that. I cannot remember who it was that did the pooh in King’s crown.. but he was hated for how he did people down in Memphis.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Daniel Bryan coming to the ring
With the Diamond Dallas Page “PUNCH ME HERE! YES, RIGHT HERE!” taped ribs.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 9:42 PM EST reply actions
zach Gowen
at least has one good knee!
suck it nash!
by SuperFancyMan on Dec 5, 2011 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
What I want for Christmas
is to never see Troy Aikman and Hulk Hogan in a commercial again.
and velvet sky’s ass
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
by Vikant on Dec 5, 2011 9:43 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Damnit that is the Dolph Zigglar of asses
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
The Green Bay Packers and Velvet Sky's ass do NOT belong in the same sentence
Please dont make that mistake again
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
I would love to pack that ass
/boom roasted
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Come on, man
I gotta do this live blog. You’re killing me.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
Velvet Sky is like the girl you would sleep with
but you know before hand your coming out with AT LEAST crabs
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
I don't know what it is but I just think "dirty" everytime I see Velvet
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
I agree… its a throw away.. shoulda used Swoggle for this… Geez
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Awesome making Daniel tap... Good way to build him up WWE.
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
Really? I thought it was terrible because it doesn't build him...
I see what you did there ;)
by SuperFancyMan on Dec 5, 2011 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Hardly a peep for D-Bryan
To think, just a year ago, people in the stands would have been going ballistic…
by lou diamond billups on Dec 5, 2011 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Divas match....
time for a bathroom break
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
I dig on her red hair.. especially the pig tails she does. I wonder what Sharmell thinks with Booker Slobbering all over her constantly.. & losing to her in golf?
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
They are shorties when she does it.. it was when she 1st started sporting the red. I like Alicia though.. she’s a freakin’ hottie & I miss her old music..
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, but that tiara makes her look like a crazy person
by lou diamond billups on Dec 5, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Ok so what match will close out the PPV: Cena vs ???, Punk’s clusterfuck title match, HHH vs Nash, or Henry vs Show?
joke right?
Henry vs Show wasn’t good in the 90’s and it aint good now
by SuperFancyMan on Dec 5, 2011 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
It's the WWE belt.
Gotta be, right? …..right?
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Whatever makes the least amount of sense
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
The Muppets at Tribute for the Troops?
Awesome!
Nickelback at Tribute for the Troops?
Hope nobody’s armed.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 9:47 PM EST reply actions
MURICA!
Fuck yeah! Seriously though, Can’t deny what WWE will do for the troops…though why bring Nickelback? That’s like bringing Hussein back from the dead
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by MMA42 on Dec 5, 2011 9:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
liked
Nickelback will get stoned by the troops like they did in south america
by SuperFancyMan on Dec 5, 2011 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
way to kill any sort of momentum Bryan could've had.
Bryan vs Ziggler would’ve been gold, im gonna be pissed if Ziggler has to face Big Show.
Nickelback strikes again!
Stop ruining sports events! Especially those honoring our fighting men and women!
by lou diamond billups on Dec 5, 2011 9:48 PM EST reply actions
only if the stipulation is
that Ryder can only get a US title shot if he wins.
Or if Cena has to wrestle in the headband/wig thing
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
Holla holla holla...
OR the sound that makes me realize it’s time to get something to eat
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
After that video package
It makes more sense than Jericho
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
AIn’t that the truth… brain overload.. haha. Seriously though.. too much twitter early on.. mixed w/ vicodin.. I need a new game plan next week to drink on.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
I didn’t listen.. was too hard to do that & type right.. too much Grand Marnier.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
I was thinking Tyler Black might be coming..
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
I really did too.. the spotlight & sitting in the chair was AWESOME.. was sad to see him go.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
They’re showing signs of intelligence tonight. Something’s up.
by Mr. Sunny Days on Dec 5, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Don't think, just enjoy
It’ll be gone soon enough
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
No, I'm worried that they're exhausting the awesome reserves...
…and we’ll be stuck with Nash & Cole going at it for the rest of the year….
Not at all, I can assure you.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Now I’m laughin’ pretty good at this.. what is that all about?
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Social Experiment
Does Johnny Ace get sound similar to Rachael Ray?
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by MMA42 on Dec 5, 2011 9:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I got up as Kelly walked to the ring for a drink
And came back to a commercial. 2 minute diva match. What else is new?
Respectfully raping people with my words, since 1993.
by marsexxxy23 on Dec 5, 2011 9:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Cole "I enjoyed beating you by replaying our match at wrestlemania"
so Cole is the one guy who bought the Michael Cole DLC?
Is anyone else disappointed with WWE '12?
Bugs galore, gameplay isn’t as fluid or realistic as it has been touted to be.
by lou diamond billups on Dec 5, 2011 9:57 PM EST reply actions
He does actually
He made a heel turn in my Universe mode. Though, it would have been nice to have the option to make tweeners.
by lou diamond billups on Dec 5, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
not at all
bugs are annoying as holy hell though. better then the crappy Raw vs Smackdown games
by SuperFancyMan on Dec 5, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Tag Teams I wanna see in the WWE, (no matter where they are now)
American Wolves
Speed Muscle
Ink Inc
Sabertooth Cubs
Roderick Strong & Austin Aries
Motor City Machine Guns
Tyler Black & Jimmy Jacobs
Prince Devitt & Ryusuke Taguchi
Kings Of Wrestling
Kevin Steen & El Generico
I buried Banago.
A. Silva
Just say you want ROH to buy out WWE… then they can dicate booking :)
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Roh's booking is kind of all over the place, no way Vince Mcmahon
gives Jim Cornette the time of day.
I buried Banago.
A. Silva
It has to be Taker.. who else has the stroke to dictate for them to do something that smart & cool? I don’t really think its Taker.. jst being sacrasm
Umm dude
Maybe you should relax in the twitter drinking game?
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Perhaps.. Or get a weaker drink. Orrr.. no vics before hand. At least this will build the tolerance back up.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
why the hell would you want to see that?
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
Remember WCW fans throwing trash all over the place?
by Mr. Sunny Days on Dec 5, 2011 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
John Cena, you can go to hell
Straight to hell.
throws down headset
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Chris Perez reference
He and Pronk would make a great tag team
Yanks are the Empire. Red Sox are the Empire with PR claiming they are the Rebellion.
girl punk fans > girl Cena fans
wait there aren’t any that are under 40
by SuperFancyMan on Dec 5, 2011 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Little sad that the drunk caught that
No offense rawuncut
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
that is wrong
half of cena’s demo is teenage girls
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
I was going to mention….damn yummy she was.
by Mr. Sunny Days on Dec 5, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder if Cena will do the job? Orton would.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:03 PM EST reply actions
Women wreslter wanted in the WWE
Sara Del Rey
Aja Kong
Manami Toyota
Ayako Hamada
Cheerleader Melissa
Toxxin
Mellissa Stevens
April Hunter
I buried Banago.
A. Silva
For One Night
I want to see Quackenbush on RAW. He could be an incredible trainer too
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I just now noticed the Superstar Billy Graham cosplayer in the front row
I’m digging that.
The 984 Has Spoken!
Job! Job! Job!
Please, Cena, please!
by lou diamond billups on Dec 5, 2011 10:06 PM EST reply actions
It's gonna be a fatal four way at TLC
But he’s giving a damn good match
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
The crowd is split right down the middle for this match
Those with pubes… and those without.
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
I'm gonna say that video is for Moxley
not Kharma. Not Taker.
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
Obvious finish is obvious
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
Worst finisher ever… the RR.. there are women’s moves that are harder hitters
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:08 PM EST reply actions
Candilicious.. haha.. harder hitting that a leg lariat… and sadly.. its not even a leg lariat from HELLLLLLLL
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH
uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
by SuperFancyMan on Dec 5, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
OMG DID YOU SEE THAT BROSKI ON THE CROWD
with an “are you serious bro” look on his face just after Cena won?
Ryder looked like he was about to cry haha
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
Cena is going to give Ryder his spot
Not a liver spot, not his dog spot. . .
HIS spot.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 10:09 PM EST reply actions
Or Kevin Nash
Impersonating Arn Anderson.
I think either works.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Def its yours… I knew it wasn’t the real Arn.. but couldn’t credit nash either.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Cena is gonna beg that Johnny reverse the decision.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:09 PM EST reply actions
Cena is going to give up title match
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
Ryder goes into the TLC WWE Championship match, beats Punk and is crowned new champ
book it hahaha
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
why is everyone so mad at that finish?
besides being predictable it was a pretty sweet all around match that made Ryder look competitive.
Didn't punk pin him two or three times?
or is it that you want Cena to lose always so you forget the times when he does lose?
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
Cena winning < Your girlfriend cheating on you with your dad
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
Don’t be mad… Tebow won.. almost all on the road at that.. its sick.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
by Vikant on Dec 5, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
OH MY AWESOME
As a card carrying member of the I hate Tebow club I approve of this message!
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
there's no way Cena's losing clean before wrestlemania.
The Rock match is way too important, it would’ve been sweet if they made the fans booing him cost him the match.
Compared to the rest of the match, that finish was anti-climatic.
That’s why I thought it was awful. They could’ve done better than that.
I like … damn what’s his name… Jax QB.. shit.. he’s from Mizzou I should now.. damn..
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Haha dude you must be fun to drink with
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Oh.. you never know. my friends used to be the lushes growing up.. I would be the DD.. and I was doing nuttier things than them. I would also torment them to my own enjoyment too.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Denying Ryder his title shot would give him some instant heat. About to find out…
by King Oskar on Dec 5, 2011 10:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I know I said it at about hte same point as someone else.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
vikant straight up said it would happen
a new champion has emerged
by SuperFancyMan on Dec 5, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Couldn't he have just been pinned
Can’t just put a guy over, has to prove that he’s the better wrestler and the moral human being. excuse me while i barf
That's the point
Its so face its fucking heel.
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Didn’t Ryder have a chance at this same title a couple months ago.. and lost?
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:18 PM EST reply actions
No reason at all for Ryder to pin Cena at this point in time.
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
If the WWE gets serious about their Cruiserweight Division, Their roster with some other guys would be better than WCW Cruiserweight back in the day
Imagine, Heath Slater- Cruiserweight Champion, Justin Gabriel, Christian, Evan Bourne, Kofi Kingston, JTG, Tyson Kidd, Daniel Bryan, Hunico, Epico, Sin Cara, Rey Mysterio, Primo
If FCW was brought in? Tyler Black, Jon Moxley, Bo Rotunda, Corey Graves and Alex Koslov
If Vince McMahon gave a fuck!? Davey Richards, Eddie Edwards, Roderick Strong, Aj Styles, El Generico, Austin Aries and MCMG
Hell Punk could even contend for the title, Imagine Punk holding the WWE, Cruiserweight, and Intercontinental titles??
I buried Banago.
A. Silva
at least he doesn't have to shave his eyebrows anymore
by lou diamond billups on Dec 5, 2011 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
That just makes them grow back faster… and darker… that would SUCK
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Shit, I hate face Jerry the King Lawler almost as much as Cole
by goesbetterwithbeer on Dec 5, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions
who would you have?
i’d Like JR and Regal.
JR and attitude era King
by goesbetterwithbeer on Dec 5, 2011 10:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
disagree
I hate Jerry Lawler as face waaayyy more than Cole. I’m not kidding at all
by SuperFancyMan on Dec 5, 2011 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
I believe it. “Ryder deserves a title shot cause he got a bunch of signatures!” Great argument.
by goesbetterwithbeer on Dec 5, 2011 10:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Masked Kane, that ship has selled brother. hopefully Kane is in shape though
Not interested in him wearing the mask anymore
I buried Banago.
A. Silva
Its been nice not listening to the same Kane music the last 20 yrs & the same outfit w/ or w/o a masj…
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:20 PM EST reply actions
You Rang?
"Oldest ride, longest line!" - Ric Flair
by Doors Hate MMA Fighters on Dec 5, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
he can rip lawler's teeth out again
then i won’t have to listen to his terrible commentary anymore
by SuperFancyMan on Dec 5, 2011 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
IS that really a barcode dealio on Ryder’s jock???
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:24 PM EST reply actions
It's a QR code
Cause he’s on the Internet and stuffs
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
So.. ya, I’m not taking a picture of little Zach just to be a Broski.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH better yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:24 PM EST reply actions
Fuck yeah. I need that hall of pain shirt
by goesbetterwithbeer on Dec 5, 2011 10:24 PM EST via mobile reply actions
The WWE is doing something right,
I Ryder wants is a U.S. title match, no one has wanted that title since Benoit
I buried Banago.
A. Silva
Such a great wrestler
I also remember when Orlando Jordon got respect from Undertaker after a match
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I think I want that Henry shirt. ALL WILL SUFFER
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:25 PM EST reply actions
Ha… there ya go… and Cena better not come A A Henry just to help Ryder win. But if Ryder loses.. Cena should come beat down Ryder.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
You win a predictable prize.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Dec 5, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
No DQ?
Cena interference coming up?
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Dec 5, 2011 10:26 PM EST reply actions
Notice that the crowd knew Ryder was gonna get his ass whipped
when Henry’s music hit
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
two words John Cena will never say
sorry, easy set up
by SuperFancyMan on Dec 5, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
I think I’m going to be sick.. I have this crap or Jax v SD. Head is spinning. Could drink more & pass out fast…hmmm
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Ryder's reaction was great
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 10:28 PM EST reply actions
Steal that thunder Cena
Who does he think he is? Thor?
by The Buke on Dec 5, 2011 10:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So is Cena helping Ryder WWE's dumb attempt to get the crowd to stop booing cena?
"When Life gives you Lemons give the lemons BACK!"
Fuck this Zack Ryder is Rudy of the WWE shit. Better have a Ziggler headstand to make up for that.
by goesbetterwithbeer on Dec 5, 2011 10:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I'm a Ziggler fan
If Nash impresses you guys tonight? will you not be so opposed to him wrestling HHH or anyone for that matter? I won’t
I buried Banago.
A. Silva
That’s a “never if”.. so sure buddy.. that’s like asking someone in special ed to get an A in calculus… sure if you get that A I’ll buy you a car.. anything you want.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
that Ziggler backstage segment was awesome.
But how in the world is he beating Sheamus?
He should tho
tho Sheamus might be the next Challenger for Henry’s title, they can put Kane in line before him.
Ziggler beating Sheamus would make his US title match with Ryder at TLC much more interesting.
How is it that we get a ton of Cena tongiht.. is this to make up for us having none of him last week? And no Punk yet tonight… boo on that.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:33 PM EST reply actions
Lmao! Watch this its way too funny, nothing gay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzEv_M1Et4g
I buried Banago.
A. Silva
I wish
Finals next week so sober till break
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder if he has to get knee replacements before each match?
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Nash VS Punk, Ziggler or jobber like Trent Barreta or Tyson Kidd,
or maybe Cody Rhodes or Big Show
I buried Banago.
A. Silva
Nope.. just shows they can’t do ANYTHING original.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Makes me think Scott Norton is about to wrestle.
by goesbetterwithbeer on Dec 5, 2011 10:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Rumor has it that Emmitt Smith thought Kevin Nash’s grey beard was, quote, “weird.”
by goesbetterwithbeer on Dec 5, 2011 10:36 PM EST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Worst looking powerbomb ever.. he’s so lazy he drops the guy.. rather than driving him w/ any force.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:38 PM EST reply actions
I noticed that. I’m thinking he’s just weaker.
by Mr. Sunny Days on Dec 5, 2011 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Ha. You’re probably right! Nash is Nash.
by Mr. Sunny Days on Dec 5, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
that was shorter than a diva's match
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
lame
but santino is awesome. he should be IC champ
Damn straight. Wish Matt’s brother would come up as well.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Punk vs Rio vs Miz
is not interesting at all.
Punk vs Cena vs Ziggler
was probably the most interesting option.
Punk is councilling Bourne to get him clean from Spice
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
CM Punk was just explaining to Bourne how Bourne is going to get buried over the next few months.
by Kanenite on Dec 5, 2011 10:40 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Oh WWE 12
went to best Buy to try it. I played it for 5 minutes as CM Punk against Cena and no joke: I beat his ass with a chair for about 10 minutes, he hits the AA and I lose.
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So he even “No Sold” at best buy…hahahahahaha
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
get it.. “no sold”… as in not purchased… :)
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Punk is the only superstar
That can beat Cena’s ass with a chair for 10 minutes…
in 5 minutes.
by Dannie Ray on Dec 5, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lol, Cena hulks up in games?
The Miz knows all too well what you’re feeling.
Already drank to that.. it was a caption on tv
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
haha.. no.. it was Brodus & Kane’s mask or some gayness on there. and now I"m out of Grand Marnier.. shit
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
That’s cool.. where are you from? I gotta find my Sheamus Whiskey.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
please god
no Punk = no interest from me
by SuperFancyMan on Dec 5, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
At least we know he showed up. But how do you not have your champ as the “sun” of your show.. but the former champ who thinks the title is so worth it to give it up so someone else can have a shot at the US title????
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
The catch phrase is more over than half the roster!
by Mr. Sunny Days on Dec 5, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
3/4 of the roster has no catch phrase.. and that IS the main difference of now & then.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
you don’t know what WWWYKI is? #areyouseriousbro?
Twitter @iamroadmap
by Rod Mapada on Dec 5, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Its ok bro.. I had to be sober to finger it out.. I mean figure it out.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Actually,., I didn’t see her.. :( I gotta try to find her.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
No one would take credit for writing this crapola :)
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Nice sell job
On the Brogue kick by Ziggler.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 10:49 PM EST reply actions
You gotta assume he does
He needs to be I. The title picture, but can’t lose his belt without looking weak
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Practically everbody on the roster will be in that championship match except the one guy I’d have liked to see. Dayumm.
I think Snitsky was even added to the match
by Kanenite on Dec 5, 2011 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
is Snitsky still working at that abortion clinic?
by Mr. Sunny Days on Dec 5, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
It's actually sad
But adding Cena to the match would make it much more interesting.
Those lawyers are fast w/ the contracts. Who is tryping this stuff
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:52 PM EST reply actions
They know it's gonna get changed anyways
So it doesn’t really matter what they put in it
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
At this point, it's pretty much a form contract
Just change the date, names, title competed for, and possibly match type. Really easy to do.
The 984 Has Spoken!
I'm beginning to think Brodus doesn't actually exist...
…like the Canadian girlfriend from Niagra Falls.
Punks wins superstar of the year? O never mind I forgot The Rock returned
lmao
I buried Banago.
A. Silva
Cena wins & then Broski cries & Cena hands it over.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
who made a better impact in 2011
cm punk!
dude please see above
"Never take your eyes off of your opponent…even when you bow."
contract signings
are such a waste of time. and cole needs to be assassinated,
thumbs down to a triple threat championship match
don’t like the idea of a triple threat in general. odd number of competitors doesn’t seem right to me. borderline ocd type of thing, i guess
by lou diamond billups on Dec 5, 2011 10:58 PM EST reply actions
Drink…
And now Punk is turning into Foley with his shameless promotion.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 10:59 PM EST reply actions
Punk breaking down the fourth wall
He should have brought a cake out there with him for emphasis.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 11:00 PM EST reply actions
Haha, nice future endeavored there
by goesbetterwithbeer on Dec 5, 2011 11:01 PM EST via mobile reply actions
And Laurinatis
Hits the “future endeavors” line.
That’s the first funny thing he’s done since appearing on camera.
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 11:01 PM EST reply actions
Sorry, John Morrison
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
by Jesse Holland on Dec 5, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
John Morrison announced his retirement on twitter.
“It’s been a long ride guys, I’ve been everywhere and done everything; maybe it’s time to hang em up? #Accomplished
I buried Banago.
A. Silva
I finally realized what ADR reminds me of
He would fit PERFECTLY on a Mexican Soap Opera. He has the ideal look for it.
The 984 Has Spoken!
I would watch the shit out of that
Not that I would know what anyone was saying. But still
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 5, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
If they ask where the library is
I’ll be all over that.
The 984 Has Spoken!
by The984 on Dec 5, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rofl
Donde esta la biblioteca? That’s about all I remember from 4 years of Spanish.
And in other news tonight...Voltron totally got served.
by GoForthAndDie on Dec 5, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
adr
winning the rumble was the biggest joke ever. he did absolutely nothing in that match to make himself look like a believable title contender. they ruined that 40 man rumble. they couldve had #10 win and claim that he outlasted 30 men just like shawn micheals
I wanna be the 1st to buy Punk a drink.. it’s like I took his alcoholic virginity.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 11:05 PM EST reply actions
And now
For those of you with the benefit of flash photography!
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by Christopher Gates on Dec 5, 2011 11:06 PM EST reply actions
Punk just on these two, Winner of the TLC match gets to choose the design for the new WWE Title
I buried Banago.
A. Silva
Uh
What was with that Spirit Squad swirly Punk executed at the end?
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
He was swinging his sword in battle or something.
That or ADR ripped one in the ring and he was airing it out.
was hoping
he was going to toss the belt into the crowd and show up at tlc with a new design
I like that idea. Good starter point for a new belt design.
by Mr. Sunny Days on Dec 5, 2011 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
i think this show wasn't bad after all
Would’ve preffered Del Rio beating Sheamus and Broski helping Bryan beat Ziggler, but overall im happy.
They had a fatal 4-way TLC match for the World Championship last year at TLC. Why should we give a crap about this being the first Triple Threat TLC match for the WWE Title?
It was a good episode tonight
B+ for me. Started pushing the PPV, and kind of kept me interested
Twitter = tpears86
There was a good selection of matches. Usual suspects though. Matches were overall short.. but way too much Cena.. and how do you justify tossing away a chance at the title so some fairy can have his shot?
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 5, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Only A Handful Of People Will Get This Reference.
“I am so sick of hearing about John Cena & his precious fairy vagina…and his unbelievably stupid name. FUCK JOHN CENA!”
throws chair at wall***
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