Rejected WWE Slammy Awards Winners

About a week ago, Cagesider smashsap came across the list of rejected WWE Slammy Awards categories and nominees. Because WWE didn't want to use them, that left it up to us.

And so you voted.

It took me a few days to get this up (sorry, folks), but the votes have been tallied and winners have been crowned in the 18 categories, which includes such honors as the "Botch of the Year" and the "Vince McMahon's Daddy's Little Girl Award."

Prestigious stuff.

Categories, nominees and all the winners after the jump. Thanks again to smashsap for going to the trouble to make his original post (read it here) and thanks to all of you who voted.

Greenest Wrestler

Alex Riley
David Otunga
Hornswoggle
Mason Ryan

Winner -- Mason Ryan

Tannest Wrestler:

Eve
Randy Orton
Tyson Kidd
Zack Ryder

Winner -- Randy Orton

Doghouse Award:

Brodus Clay
Drew McIntyre
Jack Swagger
John Morrison

Winner -- John Morrison

Biggest Underdog Upset:

Beth Phoenix pins Kelly Kelly
Daniel Bryan claims the Smackdown Money in the Bank briefcase
Evan Bourne pins Sheamus
Mark Henry pins Randy Orton

Winner -- Daniel Bryan claims the Smackdown Money in the Bank briefcase

Best Commentator:

Booker T
CM Punk
Jim Ross
Scott Stanford

Winner -- CM Punk

Best Jobber:

David Otunga
Heath Slater
JTG
Trent Baretta

Winner -- Heath Slater

Worst Champion(s):

David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty
Eve
Ezekiel Jackson
Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel

Winner -- David Otunga and Michael McGillicutty

Worst Finisher:

Big Show (punch)
Brodus Clay (shoulder block)
Santino Marella (finger bop)
Yoshi Tatsu (kick)

Winner -- Brodus Clay

Worst Push:

Alex Riley
Ezekiel Jackson
Jinder Mahal
Sin Cara

Winner -- Alex Riley

Botch of the Year:

Alex Riley goes limp on Jack Swagger
Kharma injures Alicia Fox
R-Truth can't skin the cat with John Morrison
Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara at Hell in a Cell

Winner -- Alex Riley goes limp on Jack Swagger

Salesman of the Year:

Alberto Del Rio
Dolph Ziggler
Evan Bourne
Wade Barrett

Winner -- Dolph Ziggler

Biggest Crybaby (Who I'm Glad Is No Longer On My TV):

Chavo Guerrero
Gail Kim
Melina
Michael Tarver

Winner -- Melina

Most Nonsensical Talker:

Alberto Del Rio
Michael Cole
Michael Cole
Michael Cole

Winner -- Michael Cole

Biggest Waste of Time:

John Laurinaitis
Kevin Nash
Michael Cole
Vickie Guerrero

Winner -- Michael Cole

WTF Moment of the Year:

Ezekiel Jackson's consecutive scoop slams
Kelly Kelly defeats Beth Phoenix with a roll up at Night of Champions
Randy Orton's split jump after RKO'ing Mark Henry
Walkout ends abruptly and John Laurinaitis is made interim RAW General Manager

Winner -- Walkout ends abruptly and John Laurinaitis is made interim Raw General Manager

Vince McMahon's Daddy's Little Girl Award:

Eve
John Cena
Michael Cole
Randy Orton

Winner -- Michael Cole

WWE '12 Best Wrestler who didn't make WWE '12 Award:

A.J.
Curt Hawkins
Trent Baretta
The Uso's

Winner -- The Uso's

BA* Biggest Bully Award (Winner gets written off TV by Mark Henry):

John Cena and Jerry Lawler (for bullying Vickie Guerrero)
Michael Cole (for bullying everybody)
Randy Orton (for bullying Christian)
Vince McMahon (for bullying Jim Ross)

Winner -- Michael Cole

And there you have it. Michael Cole was the biggest winner, sweeping each category he was nominated in. Congrats, Mikey!