During WWE's recent tour of Japan, despite hailing from West Newbury, Massachusetts, John Cena decided to sport these San Francisco 49ers Zubaz pants. Why?
The most plausible explanation is that he wanted to wear something with the native colors. The alternative, that he's actually a fan of this monstrosity, is far more troubling. Then again, we are talking about John Cena, everybody.
Thus concludes the least newsworthy item of the day. Fun, fun.