Video: WWE's creepy kid with a thesaurus is back ... and he brought his special lady
It's not his special lady, she's his lady friend!
As he sat upon the mountain, the question arose, when shall things be and which shall be the sign of my coming? He answered, "When she tells us. She holds the mystery of my arrival, of my rebirth. For when I beckon her, I will return to claim what is mine. And things shall never be the same again. On the second day of 2012, it will be the end of the world as you know it."
This is just getting weird.
Who's the girl? And what's her connection to The Undertaker or Chris Jericho?
Is it even either one of those two? Is there even a possibility that it may be someone else?
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I like how Youtube has all these conspiracy videos in the Suggestions! Fools!
by Mr. Sunny Days on Dec 12, 2011 11:21 PM EST reply actions
Social media addicts that they are, WWE must be proud to be working over Youtube!
by Mr. Sunny Days on Dec 12, 2011 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
My guess
Jericho. At this point it can’t really be anyone else. One would think you would want the Undertaker to show up at the Royal Rumble
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James
Not enough time has passed
She still might be pregnant in January, or will have just recently given birth
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Dec 12, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
No clue
I don’t think it’s the Undertaker anymore, but I don’t see how Chris Jericho is related to what they’re saying.
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Dec 12, 2011 11:24 PM EST reply actions
If it's not Taker and its not Jericho
it has to be Mordecai
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James
by WVPiratesfan on Dec 12, 2011 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Mike it so Vince
are crossing gimmicks yes, but who cares Ariel was that hot
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James
by WVPiratesfan on Dec 12, 2011 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
She was the vampire girl?
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Dec 12, 2011 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
correct
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James
by WVPiratesfan on Dec 12, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, she was pretty hot
There’s something about goth girls…
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Dec 13, 2011 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
Shelly Martinez… she’s the sh*t… she’s got a picture of her as Wonder Woman… whoa! I think she was hottest as the lil gansta girl in LAX
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 13, 2011 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
Could someone..
please post a frame by frame of Lita tonight? :) Seeing her made me a happy camper.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 12, 2011 11:27 PM EST reply actions
Some folks are actually speculating
that it’s for Shane and Stephanie.
Fat chance.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
Why no chance?
It would actually make sense. LET ME DREAM, DAMNIT!
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 12, 2011 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
That's what you got
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James
by WVPiratesfan on Dec 12, 2011 11:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
At first, I thought "No way, not a chance"
but … think about it. “She [Stephanie] holds the mystery of my arrival, of my rebirth. For when I beckon her, I [Shane] will return to claim what is mine [the WWE from HHH & Johnny Ace].” Not saying it happens, but to be honest, it fits a whole helluva lot better than ’Taker or Jericho, unless Jericho is coming back with a chick manager (which would be a waste). I guess you could have ’Taker come back with Michelle McCool? But, that would be weird.
Not saying this actually happens, but the more I think about, the more sense it makes. Pretty sure Shane is doing his own thing away from the WWE, though.
by Kyle Rancourt on Dec 13, 2011 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Or it could be Vince. Vince could use Stephanie to get at HHH
"I guess I can’t do anything if you’re just irrational, but to point it out and move on."
- fundamentallysound
Also the video drops the word "Control"
"I guess I can’t do anything if you’re just irrational, but to point it out and move on."
- fundamentallysound
Its Vince & Linda… who else other than Vince’s sister could be married to him. After all.. he’s a madman.. I could see him doing some 15th Century Royalty stuff.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 13, 2011 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
this one mentioned a woman as if she was a partner/manager or something. So it seems like there is a pair coming in. Plus they said “reclaim” as if they have been there before.
So Shane and Steph make sense plus it follows with the WWE and how they have to have old people take spotlight away from performers.
That or it’s The Wrestler Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea and Paisley.
The only Diva that would be coming back from injury about that time would be Layla
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James
by WVPiratesfan on Dec 12, 2011 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
John Morrison and Melina!
Who cares if the promos started while JoMo was with the company. It doesn’t have to make sense!
The 984 Has Spoken!
With the control angle
I can see it being Shane
by Jonathan Loesche on Dec 12, 2011 11:46 PM EST via mobile reply actions
This is a good point
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Dec 13, 2011 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Shane isn't creepy enough for this too be about him though
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame: Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Jack Butler, Greg Lloyd, Andy Russell, Cris Carter, Kevin Greene, Curtis Martin, Willie Roaf, Andre Reed and Jerry Kramer
"Back in my day we killed five hookers and thought nothing of it" Craig James
by WVPiratesfan on Dec 13, 2011 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Was thinking about that, but it might be intentionally creepy just to throw everyone off
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Dec 13, 2011 1:07 AM EST up reply actions
Undertaker
with his wife as manager is the only thing that I thought of, but who knows.
Taker and Mccool
with Mccool looking like Paul Bearer
by Man from Manila on Dec 13, 2011 12:51 AM EST reply actions
I still think Taker
It’s got to be someone who’s already been in the company and I just don’t see this fitting Y2J
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
Undertaker and michelle mccool
Undertaker gonna come back with michelle mccool and he gonna change into american badass character.
by KidGre on Dec 13, 2011 1:16 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Deadman makes more sense than American Badass
Especially with Kane going masked style
"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
Its Randy Savage and Elizabeth.
by The so-called Beautiful on Dec 13, 2011 1:40 AM EST reply actions
I say some tasteless things.. so I can judge & throw stones. This was tasteless.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 13, 2011 1:42 AM EST up reply actions
That was funny
This is tasteless

"I'm a little worried about being a slut"
~ Bobby Hill
It has a taste… its called Steroid Flavored.
by Rawuncutnxrated on Dec 13, 2011 1:58 AM EST up reply actions
I still vote Jericho.
No idea on who the chick will be, but the line “and things shall never be the same again” just screams Jericho to me. But that could just be a red herring.
by TLich on Dec 13, 2011 1:45 AM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
"And things shall never be the same again."
Didn’t Y2J use to say this all the time?
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things will never eh eh eh eeeever be the same aGAyyynnnnn
he always said it like that
Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Patrick Willis. He only has two needs: tackling people and finding people to tackle.
a female attached to a brooding little boy?
It’s gotta be KATIE VICK!
Jericho comes in to spearhead...
the megaheel stable, with Vickie as their manager. They will control the WWE.
Best I got frankly, I’m starting to think it’s someone other than Jericho or Taker now.
Now, "wait 'till next year" looks like "Watch out for next year!" GO LEAFS GO!
There is no way Taker would return with McCool as his valet
It just kills his character. I have to think this is a different wrestler now. There is no other explanation because a Taker/McCool duo won’t get over and actually would make Taker a mid card act.
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
With McCool?
Takers gimmick would be undermined with a female valet. You’d almost have to turn him heel. But yes with McCool the Taker act is upper mid card. By himself its a different story.
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
Again...
There’s really nothing the WWE could do that would drop him down. First off, Taker would never allow it to happen. Second, he’s had numerous gimmicky accompaniments to the ring and they’ve always worked: Urn, Paul Bearer, Kane, Minions, Brood, a motorcycle, etc. Really hard to mess that up
Remember Gideon? That guy was horrible and Taker still pulled it off.
Undertaker has never had a female valet that no one likes in the first place, by his side
That easily messes him up as you say. EASILY makes Taker much much less of a bad ass wrestler/character! Bearer, Kane, the Motorcycle, the Corporate Ministry, all served to make Taker more of a bad ass. Michelle McCool significantly damages that.
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
His name was Mideon and he was actually a very good wrestler
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
Who's the girl then?
Dixie Carter?
by C. J. Bradford on Dec 13, 2011 8:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs

















