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Video: Zack Ryder's newest 'Z! True Long Island Story' hits the internet

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The newest edition of "Z! True Long Island Story" has hit YouTube and Zack Ryder has quite the bone to pick.

Despite fan support, fellow Superstar support, and a petition backing him up, the "Long Island Broski" was denied a shot at Dolph Ziggler's United States Championship this Sunday (Nov. 20) at Survivor Series. Instead, John Morrison was selected to vie for the title.

Feeling like this decade's Bret Hart, Ryder has been addressing the brush off as the "Manhattan Screwjob" and laments that he attended both the 1996 and 2002 Survivor Series at Madison Square Garden as a fan and will have to do so again in 2011. 

Ryder confronts the "Prince of Parkour" and they settle the score in the most fitting way possible for two professional wrestlers: a dance off. I got to say, Morrison busts out some pretty sweet breakdancing moves. In particular, his "Worm" is pretty dang good.

Once Morrison is done with the WWE, he could definitely land a job as a backup dancer for "You Got Served 2: Electric Boogaloo." Or at the very least do an update on the Disco Inferno gimmick for TNA.

Plus a surprise appearance from the unlikeliest of people at the very end.

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WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT!

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That may have been the greatest episode of Z! True Long Island Story yet

John Morrison has got some moves, gotta say. Given his general flexibility and acrobatic stuff in the ring, it makes sense.

I don’t know, though. Giving Morrison the title shot randomly, especially after he’s basically been crapped on for months now, seems fishy. I wonder if it’s some kind of work or something. It doesn’t make sense, I don’t know…

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Nov 18, 2011 1:20 PM EST reply actions  

I guess it's similar...

To what Heyman said about Steve in the video I posted yesterday.

Austin said it made more sense for him NOT to win the ECW title because then it would give him more to complain about. Not giving Ryder the title shot allows for more fan support to swell up until he finally does.

by Sergio Hernandez on Nov 18, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Does he really need to get over any more?

I mean, he’s pretty over. Randy Orton probably gets the loudest cheers, followed by John Cena (but they’re marred by the old/young, male/female splits), CM Punk, Shamus, and then Ryder.

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

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3rd Place- 2011 AAOP Contest

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Nov 18, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I would say...

No but knowing the WWE, they’ll probably have him win the title on next Monday’s Raw instead of in NYC.

WWE ≠ sense

by Sergio Hernandez on Nov 18, 2011 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

True, very true

"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.

AA Gamethread Embiggening Record Holder- 458 posts (08/24/11)
3rd Place- 2011 AAOP Contest

by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Nov 18, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

They’re embarrassing WWE creative. Really shows how they need to let the some young blood run and market their shows.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Nov 18, 2011 6:48 PM EST reply actions  

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