Video: Chyna continues to campaign for WWE return
by Geno Mrosko on Nov 12, 2011 5:15 PM EST
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This has to be the most ridiculously hilarious but sad plea from a former pro wrestler trying to get back in WWE that I've ever seen. Here's the text:
"I would like them (my fans) to know. All this time I thought that they understood what was happening. I know they thought I quit, there was a contract up that I wasn't happy with, but the truth is that they let me go. And I've never heard from WWE since. I've recently reached out to Vince McMahon -- well, not recently, many times -- but most recent before Vivid offered me a deal, I wanted to see, can I get one more hurrah for my fans? Can I go back? Why have you accepted all these other people back (like) Hulk Hogan, Bret Hart, Ric Flair, all these people. Why not me? What did I do that was so bad to you that you can't do business and have me back?"
I don't know, Chyna, maybe it's the freaking dildo you're holding in your hand while appealing to a man who is still trying to run a business centered around a PG rated television product. Could that have just a little something to do with it?
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I don’t know, Chyna, maybe it’s the freaking dildo you’re holding in your hand
LMAO.
He took those guys back because theyre stars. Legends. The biggest names in the business. There is no spot for Chyna. Noone wants to see her. Her giant clit / baby penis burned into Vince’s mind doesn’t help, either.
Ha and she wants to come back and feud with Vince. Jesus.
All the Triple-H associate washups are chomping at the bit nowadays.
"I want to feel Nick Diaz’ finger in me. To feel his load blow all over my face would make life complete for me – Then I’ll spit it back into BJ’s mouth and we can all have a sexy party"
by *Californication* on Nov 12, 2011 5:25 PM EST reply actions
I guess it hasn't occurred to her
That nobody wants to see her in the ring any more.
Release...the KITTIES!
Did anyone EVER want to see her in the ring?
I thought she was a waste of space in her—ahem—“prime” so I can’t imagine how pathetic she’d be in the ring now.
Someone did, at some point
God knows why :-\
Release...the KITTIES!
by GoForthAndDie on Nov 12, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Chyna wants to lay the smackdown on his ass
But you know, if this were still the Attitude Era crash-TV booked by Vince McMahon & Vince Russo I believe she would have been hired back by now.
I really do. They could not possibly pass this up. She’s holding a golden dildo and talking about backdoors.
And surely Jim Ross would have to be involved as well.
ummm…. this will not convert me back to watching. Probably have the same effect that garlic has on a vampire – in case your interested.
If anything
Bring back Kiebler !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i would totally PVR 2 hrs to watch 3 mins of her on a weekely
"Crooked banks will gladly give a loan today, so when you miss a payment they can take your home away" - Lupe Fiasco.
Thanks... no thanks.
Do not want. Take your golden dildo and have yourself a backdoor adventure, and forget this foolish, deluded notion that anyone wants to see you back in a WWE ring. The WWE has enough problems already, without you adding to it.
Sad ass Hoe
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