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WWE Raw results and live blog Oct. 31: The Muppets on Halloween

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WWE Raw Supershow (still calling it that) comes waltzing back into our lives tonight (Oct. 31, 2011) from the Philips Arena in Atlanta, Georgia.

It's Halloween, folks, and the Muppets will be in the building to create a few laughs, force a few fans to shake a few heads, and generally entertain you.

If that's your kind of thing.

The Rock is all set to open the show with what will likely be a pre-taped video answering John Cena's call for a tag team partner at Survivor Series on Nov. 20 against The Miz and R-Truth. Expect the best, because he's coming.

Jim Ross will also be there tonight to partake in the "Michael Cole Challenge." What that is we still don't know, but we'll find out tonight. It's likely something that could be construed as embarrassing for good old J.R.

Finally, as announced days ago, CM Punk will be in the main event in a match against Mark Henry. If he wins, he gets a title shot against Alberto Del Rio at Survivor Series. If he loses, well, blasphemy.

The fun -- and it always is -- kicks off at 9 p.m. ET tonight on USA. Be sure to come back then and join us for the Raw live blog.

Star-divide

WWE RAW LIVE BLOG OCT. 31

Geno here and ready to get back and at 'em.

Almost showtime folks.

Broadcast is live.

The Rock's music kicks on and he's on the Titantron. They outright admit to it being taped earlier today. Rock has grey in his beard. He's also fuggin jacked.

Ha. Cena asked to be tag partners with Rock.

"Here's The Rock's answer back to you, from the heart -- Hell no."

Rock says he'd just as soon smack Cena's face than his hand to tag in. He's not joining "The Fruit Loop Troop." This is great.

Now "The Great One" changes directions and says his Twitter has blown up with people telling him he has to team with Cena because everyone hates The Miz and R-Truth. Says it's not about what Cena wants or even what the Rock wants.

It's about the people.

"For one night, you and The Rock will be a tag team and we will face Miz and R-Truth at Survivor Series."

Rock starts putting over Awesome Truth. Calling them cowards for jumping dudes in the back. God, Rock, why go there? He gets back to getting after Cena and says he wants him to witness close up how Rock puts boots to asses like he's a country singer and songwriter.

"You watch, John Cena, how a real man gets it done."

I think he just called Cena's mom a fat ass. Yeah. "The Rock and John Cena at Survivor Series ... never before, never again."

If you smell what The Rock's cooking and all that.

Gotta admit, that was a weak promo from one of the best ever.

CM Punk's music hits and apparently he's not the main event against Henry because this is a match. They're already plugging the crap out of Twitter, much to the annoyance of everyone, everywhere.

Out comes Henry and I guess I can understand putting this match on early in a big money spot but this means they'll close the show with John Cena vs. The Miz.

Sigh.

They replay the superplex from Henry on Big Show that broke the ring at Vengeance.

John Laurinaitis makes his way out to introduce himself for the 789,987th time. Reminds fans of what is at stake in this upcoming match and bails out.

Mark Henry vs. CM Punk -- Henry gets the early edge, beast-moding (yep, just made it up) his way through the Punkster. Big press slam. Punk makes a comeback and comes off the top rope for a splash. Goes up top for the flying elbow a la Macho Man. Only gets two out of it.

Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez have made their way to ringside. Rodriguez gets in the ring and starts kicking the crap out of Henry trying to get the disqualification. The ref finally calls for it after Rodriguez starts knocking Henry around with a shoe.

Punk loses, no title shot.

He gets pissed and does a suicide dive to the outside. ADR bails and leaves his lackey to take the punishment, as he usually does.

Punk just throws Rodriguez in the ring where Henry awaits to give him the "World's Strongest Slam." The cameras missed it, though, because they couldn't decide on who to focus on between all the awesomeness out in the arena at one time.

Punk chases Del Rio to the back while Henry literally walks over Rodriguez to end the segment.

They plug the Michael Cole Challenge before mentioning The Muppets are up next.

Commercial break.

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy bring us back from break. Piggy calls herself the original Diva and Vickie Guerrero ruins it.

"EXCUSE ME!!!!"

Jack Swagger tries to make a joke about Kermit turning into frog legs and fails miserably. Piggy calls him Frankenstein and Kermit says he doesn't want any trouble with Swagger or his mom.

Santino Marella's music hits.

Says Swagger shouldn't be picking on the Muppets, he should be warming up. John Laryngitis booked a match between Santino and Swagger.

Swagger gets some serious heel heat by grabbing Kermit's mouth to keep him quiet. Santino says Dolph Ziggler has been booked for a match later against Zack Ryder.

Kelly Kelly's music hits and she walks over and gives Kermit a kiss. Piggy, obviously, is pissed.

No different than every self-respecting pro wrestling fan right now.

Commercial break.

We're back and Eve is out along with many other Diva's. It's funny because I don't recognize any of these ladies. Probably because WWE constantly tells us there are only four.

The Bella Twins are dressed as slutty Mario and slutty Luigi, a hermaphrodite nightmare.

This is actually a battle royal with Beth Phoenix on commentary. I wonder who's going to be left over in the end here? I'm guessing Kelly, Ev and Natalya. The Bellas go out and Alicia is in there as a part of the final four alongside the other three I just mentioned.

Big surprise on that one.

Now Alicia is out. Kelly, too. Eve then dumps Natalya and Eve is now the number one contender to the Diva's title. The Diva's of Doom get in the ring but are chased off by Kelly, Eve and Alicia.

I sure am glad I just watched that.

Another segment with the Muppets and Beaker is trying to get a special potion to Santino. He runs into Christian, who pours it out and calls him a nerd. Sheamus shows up and runs him off. Lame comedy follows.

This is just painful.

Air Boom's new music hits and it's just as bad as their tag team name.

Commercial break.

The WWE Insider Twitter account is saying Kevin Nash has "officially" been signed to a contract ... even though he already had one that was supposedly ironclad. WWE storytelling, folks.

Back from break and a match broke out at the Muppets show.

Air Boom vs. Wade Barrett and Cody Rhodes -- This is a weird tag team from Smackdown but they're both heels so it works. Barrett gets worked over by Kofi before bailing out. Rhodes comes in to get dominant before Barrett does the same. Kofi makes a short comeback before Barrett squashes him with punches. Cole rightfully puts Barrett over as "a former bare-knuckle champion."

In comes Rhodes, who keeps the heel offense going with stomps in the corner. Another teased comeback from Kingston falls short and Barrett is back in to continue the beating. Rhodes back in and Kofi springboards him across the ring.

Finally, the hot tag and Bourne is working over a freshly tagged in Barrett. Bourne gets caught in Wasteland but he counters into a DDT. Some shenanigans follow that lead to Barrett actually hitting the Wasteland and winning the match with a clean pin.

What's the point of having the tag champs job here?

Christian comes out and starts smashing the champs some more before Sheamus comes hauling ass to the ring. He tosses Christian out, runs off Barrett and Brogue kicks Rhodes.

This is one bad ass sum bitch, basically.

Statler and Waldorf make an appearance and fail spectacularly.

Cut to the back and Laurinaitis texting. Punk shows up and is pissed about Del Rio getting him intentionally disqualified. Punk cuts a promo complaining and Laurinaitis tells him he's got a title shot as long as Del Rio agrees to give it to him. Punk says that's fair and smacks him on the ass before leaving.

What the hell was that?

Commercial break.

This is the worst show I've seen since like two weeks ago.

Promo for Brodus Clay. He'll be here next week and he wants us to know he is "the beginning and the end."

That doesn't even make sense, Bro.

Alberto Del Rio vs. Big Show -- So I guess since Punk had a match with Henry, Show gets one against Del Rio. That's Vince McMahon logic. More replays of the ring collapse at Vengeance while Show comes out. They've done it now. They'll killed it. It was cool, 48 replays, now it's not. They just won't let us have nice things.

Finally the match starts and Show punches the shit out of Del Rio before giving him a chop to the chest, which sounds like a gunshot. And another one. That's a shoot, folks, that shit hurts like hell.

Del Rio makes a short comeback to work Show's legs -- psychology and all that -- but the Big man puts an end to that with a headbutt.

Does anyone really win with a headbutt, though?

Suplex from Show gets a two count. Show gets some good offense in by standing on the champ. Lariat from the corner. Show is just smashing this fool and working him like a top level heel should. Except he's a babyface. Finally, Del Rio makes a comeback by jumping on the giant's back and working a sleeper. Starts headbutting him while he's trying to put him to sleep.

I shit you not, Del Rio actually did that. Counterproductive much?

Show goes to one knee and the hold breaks but they act like it didn't and go back to it. MMA fans can't watch this and believe it at all because Dos Caras Del Rio doesn't even have his arm under the chin. What's wrong with making it look even kind of real?

Show busts out and is coughing in the corner like his larynx just got crushed. Nice sell, big timer.

They're on the outside now and Del Rio is getting the better of the action. He lays out Show and tries to get a count out but it doesn't work. Back in the ring and ADR is landing a thousand kicks. Goes for a pin and Show disrespects the shit out of his offense by busting out of the pin by launching Del Rio halfway across the ring.

Del Rio works another sleeper that isn't actually locked in. Show breaks out with a back body drop but still sells the effects of the sleeper that wasn't locked in.

They get up at the same time and trade shots. The crowd is fuggin DEAD right now. I think they've cheered once. Unless they're all dressed as zombies and taking it a little too far for Halloween, this is the worst crowd ever.

As I say that a chant breaks out for Big Show that consisted of four people. It was quickly squashed by someone reading in the far corner. Show sends Del Rio to the outside with a clothesline over the top rope.

Commercial break.

Back from break and Del Rio is working over Shows leg ... by holding it ... and punching it. Seriously, this move doesn't even look like it would hurt. Show finally gets smart and uses his other leg ... which was free the whole time ... to blast ADR to pop out.

Up they go, Show teases a choke slam, gets hit with a DDT and once again completely dumps on Del Rio by kicking out via hulk toss across the ring. This time Del Rio actually went flying out.

HA.

Del Rio went for a kick in the corner and Show hit him with his big punch. Except it literally just looked like he bitch slapped him. Cole called it "a swat."

1-2-3 and the WWE champion just jobbed clean in a non-title match. What is this, Bellator?

CM Punk comes out and nods at Show on his way to the ring. Del Rio is still laid out in the ring. Punk grabs a pipe bomb and a bottle of water. I'm glad the Bears beat the Falcons earlier this year because this Atlanta crowd is full of donks.

"Amigo, can you hear me?"

Punk dumps water in Del Rio's face to wake him up. Tells him he needs to wake up because Punk is going to put him in the Anaconda Vice until he agrees to give him a match at Survivor Series.

And that's exactly what happens.

"He said yes!"

Sorry, Punk, didn't hear you, the mic was off.

"He said yes!"

Still nothing.

"He said yes!"

Seriously, dude, get a new mic.

Finally gets his line off right and walks out.

Fozzie and Gonzo in the back and Swagger and Ziggler show up to mess with them. Ziggler says to pass the word along that their friends don't want to get involved later.

I actually feel dumber for having watched this show tonight.

Commercial break.

Back with crowd shots showing costumes. Time to plug the Muppets movie coming out this Thanksgiving.

Guest timekeeper for this match is Animal.

Jack Swagger vs. Santino Marella -- A Swagger squash at the hands of Santino would save this night in a hurry. Clearly not going to happen, though. Naturally, Swagger dominates early. Starts doing push-ups on Santino's back. How dare you, Jack.

Loudly calls out a spot in the corner before sending Santino to the other. Nice one. What's this? The crowd starts chanting "we want Ryder." Looking at the fans from the view of the hard camera, this seriously looks like a crowd taken from the Impact Zone.

Santino with a trip sending Swagger into the ropes. Beaker is out with the Muppets energy drink. He spits it into Swagger's face and gets the pinfall.

Okay, that one was pretty slick.

Commercial break.

Zack Ryder vs. Dolph Ziggler -- Ziggler with a shoulder block to start with and he's running the ropes like his life depends on it. Take notes, Kelly Kelly. Starts toying with Ryder, who hasn't looked strong for more than 38 seconds in the two months he's been on WWE TV.

Just as I say that he makes a comeback with a dropkick off the second rope. Catapults himself over the top rope onto Ziggler on the outside, does the "woo woo woo" spot and leads us to break.

Commercial break.

Ziggler in control as they fade back in. Neckbreaker and a kip up. That's pimp mode, ladies and sirs. Dropkick gets caught and Ryder sends Dolph into the turnbuckle. Guess how he sold it?

Ryder finally gets back on offense and sets up the big kick in the corner. Only gets two. Ryder gets a pinfall but Ziggler had his leg on the rope. The ref called it off and they restart. Ryder still gets the Rough Ryder and the clean victory.

Reminder: Dolph Ziggler is the United States champion.

The crowd was hotter for Ryder than anyone else so far and that includes The Rock. So there's that.

Commercial break.

As if this show couldn't get any worse, they again decide to air a recap video of Kevin Nash attacking Triple H last week.

Triple H suffered a concussion and a fractured vertebra, guys. He'll be out for at least five more weeks. That's all it takes to recover from injuries like that.

Michael Cole is up on the announce table running his mouth again. He's lipping off about Jim Ross, of course. Says Ross didn't show up to take the Michael Cole Challenge.

Statler and Waldorf -- "The only thing worse than listening to Michael Cole is ... nothing!"

Cut to Miss Piggy in the back rubbing up on John Morrison's abs. Piggy wants a date but Morrison says he has someone better in mind ... enter Hornswoggle. He kisses Piggy on the cheek and gets clocked for his trouble.

He's in love now.

Kermit comes in and gets bagged by Cody Rhodes.

Stalter and Waldorf finally make a funny joke about being lucky for not being able to see anything because Cena vs. Miz is up next.

Commercial break.

John Cena vs. The Miz -- The show is scheduled to be over in five minutes. Cena comes out and tells the camera that he's the guy here doing it every night. He works all the house shows, you know. They show a bunch of kids in the crowd who want us to know we can't see them. No word on if their time is now or not.

The crowd finally gets up for this match, rocking the dueling Cena chants. One faction thinks he sucks, the other wants him to "go." All the while, Miz is landing flying elbows for two-counts in the ring.

Kevin Nash WILL be on Raw next week, everyone. That's confirmed. Be there or be happy about your life. Your choice.

Sleeper from Miz and the crowd takes its cue to bust out the Cena chants again. This is why he's in the main event.

John Cena is the Tim Tebow of pro wrestling.

Five moves of doom and now The Miz can't see Cena. Five-knuckle shuffle leads to an Attitude Adjustment (AA) attempt that gets thwarted. Can someone tell me the last time Cena hit the five-knuckle shuffle and subsequently landed the AA? It had to be against some jobber, right?

Miz does his version of the hulk up by looking like an idiot with his arms behind his back and head down. Cena comes back and smashes with a lariat that "turned him inside out" according to Jerry Lawler.

Thanks for the visual, King.

Cena off the top for the big leg drop and it looked like he actually missed completely. Would have to see a replay but it seriously appeared as though Cena didn't even connect with Miz. Another AA attempt leads to a DDT counter from Miz that gets a close two count.

Not a bad match.

Miz gets sent out to the apron. Cena is shown telling him the next spot, which is to send him into the barricade. A "fan" assaults him wearing the mask from the old "Scream" movies. Miz can't do anything with it, anyway, as he gets in the ring and Cena quickly submits him with the STF.

The guy in the Scream mask is back in the ring and of course it's R-Truth.

Way to make the heels look like weak, bumbling idiots that can't even compete with one member of the tag team at Survivor Series. If these guys can't spring a surprise attack properly, why should we think they even deserve to be in the same ring as The Rock and John Cena?

Ugh.

Mercifully, it ends.

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It would be nice

just to shut Cena up for once, if the Rock faked him out with a pre-taped promo and then, just as Cena was set to launch into his bleating of “but I’m here! please love me!”, the Rock rushed the ring and flattened Cena.

 sigh a Rock mark can dream… Still, pre-taped Rock is better than no Rock, or anything else the WWE tries to push as a substitute.

Who wants to save the world? That's what misers do...

by theloupgaroukid on Oct 31, 2011 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

So I read that supposedly

Waldorf and Stadler were going to do commentary…God let this be true

Twitter = tpears86

by MMA42 on Oct 31, 2011 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Swedish Chef doing commentary would be better at this point.

"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen

by KalShadar on Oct 31, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dilemma

I really don’t want to see Mark Henry lose to CM Punk in a quick non-title TV match. But Punk needs the title shot. Matching these two together is completely unnecessary and should have been saved for much later. Hopefully they swerve us out of this match.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

My prediction? Big Show distracts Henry and roll up win, or countout. Countout would give Punk cheap win, but not diminish Henry.

"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen

by KalShadar on Oct 31, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 Muppets are available

Apparently no Gonzo though, if that’s a problem.

MMA42: I read they might do commentary on JR/Cole. GOD that would kill :D

Release...the KITTIES!

by GoForthAndDie on Oct 31, 2011 3:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I will be watching pro rasslin for the first time in almost half a decade

because of the muppets. well played, fellas. Hopefully WWE creative got told to stfu and let the people who know how to write comedy do their thing.

If waldorf and statlers are not doing commentary at least once, then I will never watch this product again.

The artful muppet formerly known as KrmtDfrog.
Please read my sardonic wit and over-blown sense of self over at headkicklegend.com

by Cory Braiterman on Oct 31, 2011 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm already over The Rock.

The Muppets, on the other hand, are worth watching this show for.

by Razztopia on Oct 31, 2011 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

say whatever you want

i haven’t been this stoked for a RAW show since the post- Money In The Bank episode. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE dont fuck this up again vince.

by garringer on Oct 31, 2011 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

This is a good night thus far. My question got aired on Inside MMA, now The Rock. Fantastic.

Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.

by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Rock. Is. Huge!

No wellness policy in Hollywood? /keed

Twitter = tpears86

by MMA42 on Oct 31, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

Glad to see someone else is following him as well.

 On another note, I dig the Halloween colors on punk

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by MMA42 on Oct 31, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

killed it.

cole says it best. vintage rock.

by garringer on Oct 31, 2011 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Glad to join you fellas for this for the first time. Vintage Rock. God, love it.

Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.

by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

“My name is John Laurinaitis, and this is what smoking does to you…”

by bensix on Oct 31, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Exec VP of Botch Relations botched botching!

by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 31, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is Laurenitis on my TV

He finds ways to make me miss Mike Adamle…if I spelled those names right

Twitter = tpears86

by MMA42 on Oct 31, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

CM Punk is now on a whole other level of awesome. You know what Jack Burton always says at a time like this. Old Jack always says, “what the hell.”

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Henry is a great champion. Love watching him.

by jjhh05 on Oct 31, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

The Rock was awesome. Good start to the show.

Its good to see Punk and Mark Henry early in the show especially since a lot of eyeballs will be watching during the first hour.

by E-ROC on Oct 31, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

They made Henry look like a little bitch. Come on.

by jjhh05 on Oct 31, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe R-Truth taught him how to apply the water bottle method to shoes.

by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 31, 2011 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ricardo better have a six demon bag.

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

A six-demon bag, Egg? Wow!

"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen

by KalShadar on Oct 31, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I has 360

BF3 looks fun, but I’m waiting for ME3. That series is money

Twitter = tpears86

by MMA42 on Oct 31, 2011 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

I thought COD4 was cool, but haven’t gotten into the series since.

Assassin’s Creed and Uncharted 2’s multiplayer were more my style

by Jonathan Loesche on Oct 31, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please WWE

Don’t screw this Muppets thing up. I’m looking so forward to their movie

Twitter = tpears86

by MMA42 on Oct 31, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

It was, I think, Shakespeare who first said, “Fuck off, Michael Cole.”

by bensix on Oct 31, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

+1

Release...the KITTIES!

by GoForthAndDie on Oct 31, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck The Muppets. Piss.

Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.

by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

God, this is horrific. Why is a legitimate talent like Jack Swagger spending his time like this?

Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.

by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone called Vickie and Piggy

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

God. Damnit. It just gets worse. SDFASDFSDA. I’m so frustrated.

Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.

by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol, nice one.

"Don't be limited by fixed ideas nor by some trifling common sense...break the standards!"

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Oct 31, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

...Thanks Vince

Fuck you. Just…fuck you… I still have high hopes the movie will be awesome

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by MMA42 on Oct 31, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

This could work if you look at it like some avant garde sociological experiment.

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Santino killed it

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah Katie Vick is in a league of her own.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kill me. Please.

Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.

by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess he was as great as Santino can be…

Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.

by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kelly kid Kermit!!! She’ll do anyone…um anything!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I love that that segment was followed by an advert for a show called Bored To Death…

by bensix on Oct 31, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's see what happened tonight...

1. The Rock appeared on cam, not live
2. The Muppets were lame
3. I am disappoint.

by Sir Ingenious on Oct 31, 2011 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I know. She totally no sold the Kitana fan levitate.

by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 31, 2011 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

My only hope is that all of the Divas pull a Gail Kim and just eliminate themselves

#TransferChickenToTheBucket.

by noobmaster on Oct 31, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

“Are you telling me that none of the divas can offer you competition?” Jerry Lawler asks as the entire roster grope eachother while wearing Mario Brothers costumes.

Erm – yeah.

by bensix on Oct 31, 2011 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Divas matches that don’t involve Beth Phoenix are sad.

Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.

by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Muppets on Raw are very sad…

Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.

by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Muppets shilling for B.A. Star…

by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 31, 2011 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Apropos

The 984 Has Spoken!

by The984 on Oct 31, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, because Christian and Sheamus actually have charisma.

Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.

by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Air Boom have an awful team name and now awful team music as well

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, one benefit of living on the Left Coast

Apparently I don’t need to waste my time tuning in.

Release...the KITTIES!

by GoForthAndDie on Oct 31, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Better muppet use that time

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

The sad part of this show, we still have cole vs. ross coming up.

#TransferChickenToTheBucket.

by noobmaster on Oct 31, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

One of Sheamus’ family members gave birth to a muppet. Think about that.

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know what’s worse, that I thought of this before you posted, or that I’m not the only one that thought of this.

I wish I didn’t watch wrestling that day.

#TransferChickenToTheBucket.

by noobmaster on Oct 31, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

As much as some wrestling fans like to look at the attitude era as the golden era, will always have Mae Young giving birth to a hand and Val Venis’ “choppy choppy your peepee” to remind us that half of wrestling sucked back then. It’s just that the great stuff was really great.

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Random Tag Team of Rhodes and Barrett but it works for me

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Anything with Barrett works for me.

Signed, Pick'em Champs 2011-2012: Michael Jordanesque in our picking skills.

by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's good money

They need to build him better

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

God, I hate Cole.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen, the height of interesting TV. Johnny Ace texting.

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Johnny Ace put this ass in this seat.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww John Laurinaitis is texting.

"Don't be limited by fixed ideas nor by some trifling common sense...break the standards!"

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Oct 31, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Johnny Ace makes me cry

Why does WWE hate popularity?

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by MMA42 on Oct 31, 2011 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Brodus Clay is coming to Raw to throw barrels at an Italian plumber no doubt.

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Perhaps they've realized that even steven booking isn't getting guys over!

You need a guy to be a threat and there really isn’t a badass heel on RAW

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Henry doesn't dominate Raw like he does Smackdown

WWE has had Andre and King Kong Bundy as very strong monster heels so I see no issue with Cly and Henry being similar heels.

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnny Ace

He’s so hate able that I’m not mad at his role at all. The fans hate this man.

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by Major on Oct 31, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

So...They finally got around to making an effort with Clay?

Good for him? On a side note, I’m not a fan of Porsche’s.

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by MMA42 on Oct 31, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoah..wtf went on earlier in Raw

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Oct 31, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Shitty show

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by Lance Storm on Oct 31, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks to have thinned out (Big Show)

Good for him. Always liked the guy and wished that he stayed healthy

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by MMA42 on Oct 31, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

War Don Caras Jr.!

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Why does Lawler keep pretending he’s never seen the ring collapse before?

by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 31, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Since it was on Smackdown he can technically get away with saying it I guess.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cuz Vince is feeding him the line

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by Major on Oct 31, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's just a shame

That Jericho isn’t around. A Jericho/Fozzy encounter could be akin to the universe dividing by zero.

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by Christopher Gates on Oct 31, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, Big Show

I know dude weighs about 500 pounds, but that was the slowest “charge” ever. It was like the Bionic Man without the cool “na na na na na na na na” sound effect.

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by Christopher Gates on Oct 31, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

God, Big Show is slow… I guess that is to be expected, but still.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Random Cut to Hot Blonde

What was that about?

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Oct 31, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Del Rio’s mat wrestling style. That, coupled with the persona, makes him a very good heel.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

This is the worst fucking show.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Oct 31, 2011 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

God I wish ROH was more popular or TNA actually did things right,

Is their any way to get New Japan or All Japan Pro Wrestling?

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by Lance Storm on Oct 31, 2011 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ivpvideos.com sells the DVDs and downloads for cheap. Dirt cheap.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

u got it?

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by Lance Storm on Oct 31, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you get the more recent events, if you don’t mind me asking?

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think this show would've been awesome had it been the year 1999-2000.

Muppets interacting with classic superstars of the Attitude Era and when Vince wasn’t insane and was mostly in touch with his fans. Here at this day and age, you can really see for what it is and what it’s severely lacking.

by Sir Ingenious on Oct 31, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow that older sweater guy really likes the big show.

by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 31, 2011 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF

jobbing your champion to a guy who have been selling not to be 100%, retarded.

by Dannie Ray on Oct 31, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

so what was that shirt Punk was wearing at the start of the show? Any ideas?

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s Jack Burton’s tanktop from the classic film Big Trouble in Little China.

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy cow! I would not have got it!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

So there isn’t going to be a champion in WWE that’s going to get a pin

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh, I am with Geno. Good lord.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

When is the last time you watched the Tuesday in Texas aftermath segment between

Randy Savage and Jake the Snake Roberts? If it’s been a while, I suggest you take a gander.

Then watch Jake Roberts post match interview with Mean Gene

Then Watch Savage

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

epic post fail

This is mean gene interview with Jake the Snake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaDxp_NV34s&feature=related

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

These three video’s will satisfy you and clean your wrestling palate from the convoluted trash that is RAW

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

terrible handling of del Rio.

If they don’t give Punk the strap at Survivor Series i’ll be shitting bricks

by Dannie Ray on Oct 31, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

He's been a stop gap all along.

Can’t imagine Punk doesn’t get the belt at Survivor Series. If he doesn’t, it’s just to build more anticipation for it later. Which would be dumb seeing as Survivor Series is going to be so big this year.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Oct 31, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have zero interest on Punk vs ADR

which is terrible, because it could’ve been a great program.

by Dannie Ray on Oct 31, 2011 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Exactly D:

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really wanna go back door on Vicky & hear her shout “Excuse me… excuse me” Hahaha…. but seriously.. there is something I really want to nail about her.

by Rawuncutnxrated on Oct 31, 2011 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

"Don't be limited by fixed ideas nor by some trifling common sense...break the standards!"

by The One Who Wears The Crown on Oct 31, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good God, I think the main event is going to be Cole and JR.

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

This crowd is absolutely dead. This is horrid. Geno is correct.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

This sucks horrible show.

CROWD DEAD AS FUCK

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by Lance Storm on Oct 31, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Beaker-ference?

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by Christopher Gates on Oct 31, 2011 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Disagree
Back from break and Del Rio is working over Shows leg … by holding it … and punching it. Seriously, this move doesn’t even look like it would hurt.

If it was enough for Cheick Kongo to get the win over Paul Buentello, it should be enough for ADR to beat the Big Slow.

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

by Jesse Holland on Oct 31, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Buentello is horrid. He got outboxed by Cole Konrad and tapped to leg strikes. He also had the most hilarious getting KO’ed action in history.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's going to be a Wellness Violation

For Santino, by the way.

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by Christopher Gates on Oct 31, 2011 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Clinton will back him up. He didn’t inhale.

by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 31, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really wish the WWE would stop making shitty movies and focus on making shitty wrestling shows.

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha Teen girl in love with the Broski! woo woo woo

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t do it Broski! Long Island! Amy Fisher!

by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 31, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never sat through a TNA live blog here, is it this bad? Or anything close?

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah for PPV's

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is what I meant. I know Impact is recorded, plus the crowd is almost as stagnant as the crowd tonight.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would require Impact to be live, no?

by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 31, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will be there with bells on!

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least with Halloween being over

We don’t have to see that creepy-ass Snickers commercial any more.

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by Christopher Gates on Oct 31, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me or does it feel like Ziggler is the only person in the WWE that gives a shit anymore?

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Ziggler’s a few notches above everyone right now! The man can’t have a boring match even if he tried. Carries everyone to respectable performances!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

if i can be serious for a minute

whoever trained Ziggler is a god among men.

by Dannie Ray on Oct 31, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That looked stiff. Probably why Dolph is one of the best workers as mentioned above.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Geno

If there is going to be a live blog for Impact, can we have one for Smackdown as well?

by Jonathan Loesche on Oct 31, 2011 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell yes please

Thats the best show in wrestling

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or if not a live blog

Something similar to Game threads other blogs have just so we can comment on the show as it happens

by Jonathan Loesche on Oct 31, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

we’re going to start live-blogging Smackdown, as well. Live blogs for Raw, Impact, Smackdown and all pay-per-views, starting this week.

Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.

by Geno Mrosko on Oct 31, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

woo woo woo

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Oct 31, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very good match

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by Major on Oct 31, 2011 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I doubt it happens

But have Ziggler drop the US title to Ryder at Survivor Series and have him feud with Punk for the WWE title

by Jonathan Loesche on Oct 31, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

And then Trips will feud with him

Saying that he’s a wannabe HBK, will pedigree him to hell, and then have him curtain jerk with an Uso.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Oct 31, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, sir. Ron Swanson enjoys all things hand to hand combat.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Oct 31, 2011 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even though I am a Libertarian, Ron Swanson is still the best thing about Parks & Recreation

by Jonathan Loesche on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it overly satirized?

I don’t know enough about libertarianism to gauge if Swanson’s beliefs are over the top or not.

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by RonSwanson on Oct 31, 2011 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a major caricature for sure and half the stuff he says isn’t even really libertarian. He’s what I like to call a Glenn Beck libertarian.

by Jonathan Loesche on Oct 31, 2011 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

More Kevin Nash & HHH, who cares about that pathetic shit.

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by Lance Storm on Oct 31, 2011 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh, so we’ve got a 23 minute squeeze for the Cole/JR fail train, HHH recap for the billionth time, and then a main event?

by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 31, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Should be fantastic .

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a Vikings fan. The Rock should beat us out, we absolutely suck.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson gets the bitches with his big unit.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Ziggler vs Punk at WM. It should happen.

by xDieseLx on Oct 31, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryder doesn't sell that bad for a dickhead

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by Lance Storm on Oct 31, 2011 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

So clearly the idea tonight is to keep the belts strong heading into survivor series

What a well rounded and well booking of a show tonight. All those belts mean something tonight. OK OK my bad lets be serious…the only way a WWE belt could draw money is if they could skin the Rock and make a belt outta him because he’s worth more than all the belts and talent put together

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

No Trips for 5 weeks?

Please let that be true.

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by MMA42 on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Christmas came early

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by The One Who Wears The Crown on Oct 31, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Raw GM Laptop isn't out there

So can I assume that the Raw GM was the same guy that raised the briefcase?

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by Christopher Gates on Oct 31, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Cole. End yourself. God, your gimmick is horrific. You are horrific. I want Taz. Hell, I’ll take Mike Tenay. For the love of god.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Bring back Stagger Lee Marshall!

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by Christopher Gates on Oct 31, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding? I now want Tony Shiavone back. That is what Michael Cole has done to me

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh, Melina is going to stab Miss Piggy.

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, John Morrison…you are buried so low.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

So WWE made Ross fly out to ATL for nothing?

WCW moment if there ever was one

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

JoMo giving Miss Piggy the cold shoulder…

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Fucking Puppetts burying my man Miz

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by Lance Storm on Oct 31, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

God, this is painful. God. I don’t know where my life will go after this.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

So Hornswoggle is into quasi-bestiality?

Is there a muppet fetish? I’m afraid to google it.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Oct 31, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

John Cena is the worst military ripoff since Steven Seagal.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Steven Seagal can legit destroy people at the very least.

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steven Seagal cuts better promos. He convinced people that he taught Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida the front kick.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

When is Vince going to turn this guy heel? How many arenas does he have to get hate/X-Pac heat in to know that this is tired?

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Is the WWE universe set in a vacuum?

It’s like none of the wrestlers watch film on each other and are always flabbergasted by Cena’s move set.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Oct 31, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Same could be said for why the go for covers without using their finisher or roll up

by Jonathan Loesche on Oct 31, 2011 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very good point. I miss being 9.

Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.

by RonSwanson on Oct 31, 2011 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wish I was watching 'The Prototype'

instead of a living Saturday morning cartoon hero for kids

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

At least this is better than their match at Wrestlemania.

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Cena actually sold that DDT!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Ghost Face Little Jimmy Killa?

by StrongStyle81 on Oct 31, 2011 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Even with interference Cena wins.

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

What kind of a threat are Miz and Truth when they lose all the freaking time!

by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 31, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

So why are we having a match at Survivor Series??

Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...

by Major on Oct 31, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

worst raw of 2011.

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by Lance Storm on Oct 31, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Not even close.

That episode when everyone was “on strike” was way worse, Im willing to bet the muppets were actually funny to a lot of the people who don’t spend most of their energies hating on the product.

by Dannie Ray on Oct 31, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe I was overstating

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by Lance Storm on Oct 31, 2011 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does Cena even need The Rock

when he can bury The Miz and R-Truth on his own?

by bodydouble on Oct 31, 2011 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Goodnight folks. Glad I could share this first live blog with you, as well as the worst Raw ever.

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by mountaineers101 on Oct 31, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

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