WWE Raw results and live blog for Oct. 24: Vengeance fallout
WWE Raw Supershow comes waltzing back into our lives tonight (Oct. 24) from the Frank Erwin Events Center in Austin, Texas. This is the first show following the Vengeance pay-per-view last night (Oct. 23) and promises to be good.
Why? Because so many feuds are headed for a new direction.
John Cena was cost the WWE championship by The Miz and R-Truth last night to set up something with those three. Answers are also surely coming for Kevin Nash's return to attack Triple H as well as CM Punk presumably assuming his position opposite Alberto Del Rio for his next program.
And preparations are going to need to start for The Rock to come back ... and Mick Foley, too.
There's plenty to expect and a lot to be hopeful for but no matter what we'll be live blogging the proceedings, so make a note to come back and join us tonight at 9 p.m. ET when Raw kicks off on USA. We always have a good time.
WWE RAW RESULTS AND LIVE BLOG OCT. 24
Geno here and I'll see you tonight, Cagesiders.
Broadcast is live. Nickleback making ears bleed all across America.
Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler put over the superplex from Mark Henry and Big Show last night that broke the gimmicked ring. Then put over John Cena and Alberto Del Rio having their match in the very same broken down ring.
They actually show the jackknife powerbomb from Kevin Nash on Triple H last night. And just like that we hear Motorhead and -- big surprise -- it's time to play the game.
Big pop from the Austin faithful.
He's walking a little slower than normal. I can only imagine this is Trips way of selling the powerbomb last night.
"This is a tough business. I was taught real early ... you can either make friends or you can make money."
We know which one you chose.
Says he's always lived by that credo but he considered himself lucky. Made money and had success in the business but also had his share of friends. He must be talking about Kevin Nash. Really putting over the true friends angle. Brings up Shawn Michaels. Crowd pops big, seeing as they're in his neck of the woods. Drops a Sean Waltman reference and the crowd mildly boos. Brings up Nash and the crowd boos louder.
No Scott Hall, though.
Talks about how he worked his way into a position of power and the friends dropped off. Thought Nash was there all along as a friend but found out he's all about the business, money and power.
Derp derp.
Shows the Kliq sign and says he thought it was forever. Which is funny because this entire angle between these old-timers proves how it is.
Oh my god. "This might sound corny but Kevin Nash broke my heart."
Somebody get him a tissue. This storyline played out exactly like this in 2003, folks. They did this exact friendship storyline. They even involved HBK, who is in talks to come back and get involved in this one. Guess who went over back then? Guess who's going over now?
Trips tells Nash to get out to the ring and says he's going to kick the big man's ass. "Don't hide, be a man, for once in your life."
Enter John Laurinaitis.
"I heard a rumor that Kevin Nash was in Austin, too. I also heard that he was at home." Triple H tells him to shut up and the GM ignores him. Tells Johnny Ace not to walk through the ropes because he's in no mood. Just keeps telling him to shut up.
"Don't embarrass the company. I know you're upset."
"You don't want me to embarrass the company? Shut your mouth."
Triple H reveals that he's still COO, which still doesn't make sense, before telling Laurinaitis that he still works for "The Game" and he needs to take his ass to the back and find Nash. Offer him a contract he can't refuse because if he doesn't, Trips will embarrass the company by getting locked up for what he'll do to Nash.
Drops the mic and walks off while Laurinaitis tells him he's being unreasonable. Once Trips gets to the top of the ramp, "Big Sexy" comes running out with a sledgehammer and blasts Triple H with it. Laurinaitis yells at him. "You're not supposed to be here. Get out of here!"
Security comes out and escorts him off while the medical team attends to Triple H who is selling like he can't breathe and is about to die.
That must piss Punk off.
They cut to the backstage area with Nash walking through, still holding the sledgehammer. Cut to the replay of what just happened. Man, Nash looks fuggin jacked!
Triple H being shown in the back now, selling huge. Says he's okay and then takes a step and collapses before turning over with white shit coming out of his mouth.
When's the last time Triple H sold this big for anyone?
Commercial break.
Back and Cole uses his "this is real" voice and says Triple H is being rushed to a local hospital. Lawler recaps everything that's happened. They once again show the replay and there is nothing to even kind of suggest that Trips should be selling like he's this hurt. Nash hit him on the shoulder, Lawler says he got him on the spine.
Oh geez.
Cut to the back and Nash is at the ambulance telling the medical staff to put Triple H down. Wakes him up by smacking him in the face. Sets him up and drills him in the head with the sledgehammer. A bunch of puny little dorks show up as security.
A member of the medical staff asks if he has a pulse. Seriously. This is when it becomes difficult to defend pro wrestling. "Is he breathing?"
Nope, we just watched an actual death via fake sledgehammer to the skull, live on USA. I don't know about you but I'm making some phone calls, this is an outrage.
Commercial break.
Holy shit, back from break and they're actually recapping this thing AGAIN. We're a half hour into the show already, and the entire focus has been on Triple H and Kevin Nash, to the point of showing three separate replays of something that JUST HAPPENED.
The live crowd gets woken up in a big way with Randy Orton's music hitting the speakers. Huge pop. This one will be a tag team match. And Orton out first? Surprising.
Sheamus out next and he gets a decent little pop. Less than half of what Orton got, though. First plug for Survivor Series and it's heavy on The Rock. Man, I can't wait for that.
Christian out next and he's got no heat left. I think I heard four boos and two of them were from Orton and Sheamus.
Rhodes out next and he's got even less heat.
Randy Orton and Sheamus vs. Christian and Cody Rhodes -- Christian will start for the heels, Orton for the babyfaces. Early advantage to Christian with some good looking punches. That quickly ends with a big lariat from the corner. Orton tags Sheamus in and Christian tries to run. Orton tosses Christian over to Sheamus, who jumps over the rope for a shoulder block on his way in.
Slick.
Christian tags out and Sheamus quickly does the forearms spot through the ropes. They're using a new camera gimmick for it, making it look better by having the camera shake while following along with Sheamus' arm. It's actually an improvement.
Commercial break.
The heels dominated during the break, according to Cole. Conveniently enough, Sheamus makes the big return right after they're back on live. Hot tag to Orton and he cleans house. Pair of clotheslines and a power slam. Gutwrench back body drop. All the good stuff.
Rhodes distracts Orton long enough to let Christian do enough to come back to get the tag. Now it's Rhodes working over Orton. Christian comes in for some too and Orton makes his comeback via dropkick with Christian coming off the second rope. While they show the replay, Orton tags in Sheamus, who gets his run as the fresh man. Backdrop gets a two count on Rhodes.
Signals for the Celtic Cross but gets distracted. Misses the Brogue kick and Rhodes hits the Disaster kick. Rhodes goes after Orton to allow Christian to hit the Spear with the ref distracted. Pinfall attempt only gets two. A huge clusterfuck follows that ends with Rhodes taking the Celtic Cross and Sheamus picking up the pin.
Not a bad match at all. The babyfaces pose for the crowd while Cole and King recap what happened last night with Awesome Truth interfering in Cena's WWE championship match.
Cut to the back and Laurinaitis is on the phone. He's talking to Stephanie McMahon, who isn't happy about Triple H getting knocked around by Nash. David Otunga shows up to talk to him and John Cena buries the shit out of him. Cracks a few Fresh Prince of Bel Air jokes at his expense and then he kills Laurinaitis, telling him to set up a match with Miz and Truth.
Ace tells him he'll get his match later on but he'll find a partner for Cena. "As long as he's not carrying a skateboard, it'll be fine."
Walk off into the commercial break.
Let me just say, that was the best Cena I've seen in years. Now let me go puke my guts out for even thinking that.
Back from break and Santino Marella is in the ring. This will be the best part of Raw. Oh no. He's going up against Dolph Ziggler.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Santino Marella -- The Zig man puts in work and just toys with Santino before selling for him like a god after Santino gets his two moves of doom. Zig-zag gets the pin after about two minutes of "action."
Swagger comes in to apply the ankle lock and Mason Ryan comes running out to make the save. Drops Swagger with a lariat and then a big boot off the ropes. Ziggler bailed out and didn't take any of Ryan's offense, thankfully.
It's clear who the next feud is, though. Ugh.
Backstage and Zack Ryder says he's going to be Cena's partner tonight against Miz and Truth.
They plug a "victory speech" from Del Rio up next.
Commercial break.
Back and Ricardo Rodriguez does his thing with the black eye he got from Big Show's big fat fist. Cole puts Del Rio over big as we head into hour number two of the show. Remember when WCW used to do that on Nitro in the late 90s? They made a huge deal out of each new hour. Hell, Raw had two different names. Remember "The War Zone?"
Memories.
The silky smooth Del Rio puts over his big win last night. After a short promo, CM Punk interrupts to a solid pop. Not like he was getting a few months ago. That's what happens when a guy gets pinned at four consecutive pay-per-views.
Punk is still calling him "Berto." Says it's funny that Del Rio says no one can beat him because Punk has beat him multiple times. Four weeks ago on Raw was the last time, in fact. Punk says he never received his one-on-one title shot after losing the belt to ADR at Summerslam. Does Del Rio have the cajones to have a match with Punk for the strap?
"You're not worthy. You couldn't even win your match at Vengeance last night. To me, that makes you a loser. Why don't you call me when you do something right. Call me when you get a victory, loser."
Eh. Not bad.
Quite, Del Rio, they are chanting his name.
CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!
"Maybe I don't deserve the title shot. Maybe I'm at the back of the line. Maybe I'm a loser. And maybe, if you're not willing to give me a title shot, I'll just put you to sleep anyway."
Laurinaitis' voice rings through the speakers. Says he's fed up with this stuff. He's in charge, not Triple H. This crap might have happened before but it's not going to happen on his watch.
HA.
Punk tells him to hold the mic closer to his mouth so the people can actually hear him Lawler chuckles lightly. Money.
Laurinaitis sets up the title match at Survivor Series. Punk asks what the catch is because there surely is one.
"There's only one thing you have to do."
Punk cracks a skateboard joke like Cena did. Laurinaitis says I know you don't like me but you need to tell the WWE Universe that you respect me. He botched that line, by the way.
Count it.
"Who are you, Arehta Franklin?"
Punk is great.
"The Second City Savior" bashes Laurinaitis and says this place isn't any better with him in charge. Ace tells him to swallow his pride and just say it. Punk mocks him by mimicking Laurinaitis' voice -- "I respect you, Funkman."
Johnny tells him he's got one more chance. The crowd chants.
Punk finally says it. And then he buries him. Holy shit. He's really killing him. Did Vince McMahon order this for the 48 botches a night from Laurinaitis?
Oh my god, he botched his lines again. Says he'll take another week to think about whether or not Punk deserves a title shot. Punk tells him fine, just think about this while you do and goes after ADR. Doesn't get to the champ but hits the GTS on Rodriguez.
Segment ends and Punk was phenomenal.
Commercial break.
The ladies are out and it's time for my bathroom break.
Don't know what happened but at least Alicia Fox got some face time on TV.
Commercial break.
We're back and John Morrison is out for a singles match. I'm guessing they'll subject him to a beatdown from Mark Henry or something. Nope, it's Wade Barrett, who got zero reaction from the live crowd. At least they cheered for Morrison, despite his burial of the past few months.
Wade Barrett vs. John Morrison -- Shockingly enough, Morrsion starts the match getting the better of Barrett. Didn't last long, as Barrett chucked him into the barricade to roll right into the next ...
Commercial break.
Back and Morrison is still getting tossed. The announcers ackowledge as much and put Barrett's Twitter over for like the sixth time. Lawler is essentially asking for the "mercy rule." That tells you all you need to know about this match. Morrison gets a kickout, though.
Cole goes back to yapping his gums on Jim Ross instead of calling the action.
Morrison makes a comeback in the meantime and gets a two count off a big knee. They plug Morrison trending on Twitter. Go look at what people are saying, folks. Barrett hits a slam and only gets two out of it. Picks Morrison up for the Wasteland but Morrison counters before attempting Starship Pain, which misses. They brawl a bit before a spot where Morrison comes off the ropes and Barrett catches him, which should have lead to Wasteland. He dropped Morrison, though, and had to pick him back up to deliver his finisher.
Pinfall and Morrison loses again.
They show yet another recap of Nash attacking Triple H. What's this like replay number 15? Cole says they have an update. Triple H has a concussion and might even have a broken neck.
Yeah.
Cole takes the mic and stands up on the announce table and starts talking about Jim Ross. Wow. They show a photoshop of Ross' head on various fat people. The crowd doesn't react at all. Cole says he's sick and tired of this whole thing and they'll put an end to it next week.
Doubt it.
Cole says if Ross beats him, he can have his seat back. Because if he loses to J.R. he'll quit.
That stipulation means nothing because it's WWE but good god, I couldn't want anything more than for Cole to get off my TV screen every Monday night.
Commercial break.
Muppets are on Raw next week for Halloween.
Interview with Ryder backstage to ask about how he feels teaming with Cena tonight. He's overly enthusiastic about it ... until Awesome Truth come crash his party by laying him out.
Cue the walkout song with Miz and Truth.
They cut the song first. Miz says there's a revolution on the horizon that Triple H tried to quell but couldn't. Look at Trips now. Truth says he got exactly what he deserved. Miz says he stood up to the arrogance and to the faces of this conspiracy.
"No one will be safe from the Truth."
I like that.
Truth on the mic now and getting the "WHAT?!?!" treatment from the crowd. They bag on Cena for a bit before the next break.
Commercial break.
Justin Roberts informs us after they come back that this will now be a handicap match. Awesome Truth smile but we all just had the same thought -- Super Cena is going over two guys who are supposed to be main event heels.
Uh-huh.
Big pop for Cena. He flashes the Kliq sign at the camera, probably not thinking about what he was doing.
The match starts with Cena working Miz over, to the point that he just gets beat down until he gets a second to tag out to Truth. And the same thing happens; Truth gets beat on, runs away to make the tag and now Miz is back in.
Miz hits a DDT off a distraction from Truth and now the heels have control. Some stomping in the corner leads to a tag and some double team stomping before Truth works a sleeper in the middle of the ring. Cena powers out with a backdrop that leads to a Truth tag to Miz. The Awesome one comes in getting busy and working over Cena.
Clothesline in the corner is followed by a double axe handle. Cena makes his comeback after Truth tags in but ends up tagging back out to Miz. Five moves of doom time. Cena is wearing the camo shorts again and it's still weird seeing it.
After the five knuckle shuffle, Cena went for the Attitude Adjustment but got knocked off by Truth. The bell rings and it's a disqualification because, you know, hell hasn't frozen over yet, so Cena can't lose clean.
Awesome Truth continue to work him over and now they're grabbing chairs. Laurinaitis comes out -- again -- and says he wont' stand for this chaos any longer. Says he wants Miz and Truth to get out. Tells the refs to walk them out. The same refs they were brutalizing just weeks ago.
They actually leave of their own accord. When they get to the ramp Laurinaitis tells them to stop. They'll have a legit tag match and this is where they're going to set up the Survivor Series match.
Cena sells it by saying no matter who he chooses, they'll just get taken out.
Hey, wait a minute.
"If I'm going to beat Miz and R-Truth, my partner is going to have to be someone who's going to bring it. You called down the thunder, well now you got it. My partner is going to be The Rock."
While he said this, a giant loogie comes out of his mouth and lands right below his bottom lip.
The cameras quickly bailed on Cena to show Miz and Truth all upset and when they tried to go back to him, the loogie was still there.
Cut away again.
Finally, he wiped it off and they could fade out.
End.
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I like the photoshop with him and Undertaker wearing Christmas sweaters more.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
So who is Morrison losing to tonight? My guess is that his match will be interrupted by Kevin Nash, who will powerbomb the hell out of Morrison and Morrison’s opponent.
Wade Barrett, probably.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Triple H also buried lots of people.
Got good at it.
by TrailerParkTrash on Oct 24, 2011 9:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No shout out for Scott Hall.
Ooooooh.
by TrailerParkTrash on Oct 24, 2011 9:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Wow, broke your heart and stood you up the next day. Poor Trips.
by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 24, 2011 9:09 PM EDT reply actions
Triple H is still C.O.O.!
FUCKING STUPID.
by TrailerParkTrash on Oct 24, 2011 9:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
If Triple H really wants to embarrass this company he should fight in a tag match against a Bischoff.
by Kanenite on Oct 24, 2011 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
He’s hurt! Send refs and not medical staff!
by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 24, 2011 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
Bottle of Just For Men on a Pole Match!
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
l. o. fucking. l. xD
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 9:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Austin is always better for live crowds.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
He's selling it because it's Nash.
Seriously, in 2003, HHH stated he would only drop the title to him.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
anyone see the
Chioda is Trash sign?
I love said person. <3
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 9:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Ha, yeah. Might be sign of the night right there.
by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 24, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
But he can only make left turns...
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
"does he have a pulse?"
'Nucks Misconduct - Housing Swedish Millionaires Since 2000.
"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
Well he has to be built up to have any short term impact when he gets beat
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
I adore your optimism.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Trips strapped to a board sells better than Cena too.
by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 24, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
First 25 minutes of the show=Horrible
Sig. Bet:1-0(Lauzon-Guillard)
Don't fuck with one of the most underrated wrestlers on Planet Earth
by Lance Storm on Oct 24, 2011 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
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Well, at least they're as consistent as Ken Anderson.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
I think Vince has a beastiality fetish. Silverback, Great White, Animal, Mastadon....
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
I hate when they do "injury angles"
Absolutely nothing about them is believable. The acting, which us a tern I’m using loosely, is horrid. And if someone was legitimately injured, they wouldn’t let then film it, no one would be allowed to come up and say “sorry hunter, I’m sorry!” (Fuck Johnny ace) I hate these damn angles. Ick.
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 9:31 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'd buy it. xD
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 9:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm a little behind. watching on my dvr
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 9:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Indy Wrestling is the best wrestling on the planet
Sig. Bet:1-0(Lauzon-Guillard)
Don't fuck with one of the most underrated wrestlers on Planet Earth
Keep the twitter widget and make Cole never say twitter again
Cole singlehandedly makes twitter uncool
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
Really? You want Heidenreich back? There's a sign of the Apocalypse.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Cole makes everything uncool and unwatchable.
I can’t count how many time’s I’ve shouted shut up at my screen.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Off topic, but...
I was thinking of this the other day.
Will wrestling ever progress to the point where there aren’t commercials in the middle of matches?
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Only when they stop taking time-outs in football for commercials...
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
I think everytime HHH hijacks someones angle, he should at least say "Yoink!"
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
The FRH was his best.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
that botch. caraesque.
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 9:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Wow. That skateboard still has more charisma than Johnny Ace.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Damn Cena's capable of it all,
Promoting Ryder.
Cracking jokes on 90’s sitcoms.
Asking for matches.
Sig. Bet:1-0(Lauzon-Guillard)
Don't fuck with one of the most underrated wrestlers on Planet Earth
The muppets episode
Will be 1 million times better than the “walkout” episode.
#TransferChickenToTheBucket.
I’d rather watch CM Punk wrestle Kermit than see Kevin Nash hobble through a match.
by StrongStyle81 on Oct 24, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
If Kelly Kelly physically could sleep with Kermit the Frog
I think she would
"Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!" Gil Hodges IS a Hall of Famer.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Oct 24, 2011 9:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
why do they show Orton as the cover to WWE 12?
I thought Rock was supposed to be on the cover?
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 9:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Rock is only on the collector’s edition.
by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 24, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Because if they put Cena on it, it wouldn't sell.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
by KalShadar on Oct 24, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
.... I love well placed puns.
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 11:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
#MuppetsOccupyRaw
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I <3 Dolph. Please crush Santino. ..
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 9:50 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
no plz..gdi
"Don't be limited by fixed ideas nor by some trifling common sense...break the standards!"
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Oct 24, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
When he does, he's going to fly around the arena and make balloon fart circles.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
So who is this clown feuding with?
Sig. Bet:1-0(Lauzon-Guillard)
Don't fuck with one of the most underrated wrestlers on Planet Earth
best comment of the night. right there
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 9:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Triumphant Mexican Warrior, wowzers
"Don't be limited by fixed ideas nor by some trifling common sense...break the standards!"
by The One Who Wears The Crown on Oct 24, 2011 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
All the bad was sucked out of them by Laurinits.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Ryder! yes!!!!!!!
I hate Cenas stupid stinking guts. But damn I’m glad he’s helping push Zack.
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 9:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Got home...
Late, watching the first 20 minutes now.
Seriously, fuck this. I’ll see you guys tomorrow.
by Sergio Hernandez on Oct 24, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Does Sergio have a pulse?
#TransferChickenToTheBucket.
by noobmaster on Oct 24, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, but he does have anal bleeding.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Not a stick Burro?
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Del Rio takes up too much of my time. just drop the strap to Punk and stay off my TV.
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 10:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Del Rio just fucked Punk up.
Made Punk look like a punk.
by TrailerParkTrash on Oct 24, 2011 10:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Goddamn.
Punk is sucking soooo bad.
by TrailerParkTrash on Oct 24, 2011 10:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
How many times can one man say he is the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and Interim General Manager of Raw? It’s hilarious!
by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 24, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
At least Punk is being booked right. Showing rebellious fire in his promo and inserted in the title scene once again far away from HHH and Nash.
by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 24, 2011 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
This
He got big fighting authority, not kissing it’s ass.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Oct 24, 2011 10:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Did she just set up Punk vs Natalya?
by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 24, 2011 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
I loved that segment.
Truly showed how much higher on the pedestal punk is over 90% of the roster.
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 10:19 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
That's because they're a muscle factory.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
They’re debuted so many bad entrance themes! Alicia’s, Eve’s, Mason Ryan’s…
by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 24, 2011 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Jim Johnston is really sucking it up.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
On a side note, Jaguars/Ravens is really bad.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Geno do you hate women in general?
People like you have asked for Beth to be champ and for Kelly to get out of the title picture so why is there still more to complain about? Not to mention they’re really trying with what they’re doing every week. You got long title reigns of 100 days or more, you got long feuds, you got the talented Divas getting more attention, and you got Goldust to train them all. They give you a 10 minute match they trained hard for which you don’t even bother to tell us about in 10 seconds. Oh, this is pure golden what you said last night…
"I’m missing football for this crap!"
Gee, a football game where a winless Colts team loses 7-62 is too dreadful to miss over a long, unpredictable, and botch free Divas title match.
Maybe you outta give your job to someone else that is more willing to cover all the aspects of professional wrestling & appreciates that the workers try their best to impress the fans so you got more time to watch your “precious, can’t miss” regular season football games. Why not just turn to your Ravens/Jags game now? It’s not an insult, it’s something you could consider because you type the same old unfunny remark every time they got a women’s match scheduled at every event WWE plans such as “nobody cares” or “it’s my piss break”.
When WWE treats the Diva's division with some respect
and actually bothers to invest some time in it, so will I. As long as they treat it like garbage, I’ll do the same. There are plenty of awesome women out there who can work like crazy but WWE handcuffs them and turns it into shit. It’s not about the women themselves and I’ve said that. It’s how they’re presented and what they’re doing with what they have. Sorry if you don’t like my viewpoint on it.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Oct 24, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Sara Del Rey is a great example of talent over tits. But that's not what the big one and a half are interested in promoting.
-Sorry to put it so brusquely, but that’s what women’s wrestling has become. Let’s not confuse Kelly/Eve with talent, nor any of the champions they’ve really promoted in the last decade. Various costume contests, pillow fights, and snow bunny matches are never going to be confused with the female puro that inhabits Japan or Shimmer. They’ve had no set plan. Beth Phoenix and Nattie Neidhart are the best examples of talent, but who did they have it on for the longest time?
Michelle McStarvin.
Alicia Fox also has a turn when it was two championships, but nobody cared because it
hasn’t been promoted as anything but fluff. And she botches 50% of her moves. If they were to take it more seriously and bring in actual talent, not just failed actresses, models, and dancers, then maybe I would as well. But every Beth Phoenix match is power power power, mistake, then power, glam slam, pin.
If you care, that’s great, but let’s not call WWE divas “misused talent.”
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
C'mon. It's not like Geno's TNA....
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Hating bad Alicia Fox matches does not equal hating women in general. Reaching. Sure Beth is champ but besides Natalia who is she going to have a good match with? Off the top of my head I can’t think of another available diva that can work besides those two at the moment. Unfortunately it takes two to make a watchable tango.
The problem is WWE hiring women who can’t work. Had they been men with such a poor skill level they would not have been hired.
Exceptions made for 7 foot giants like Khali or roid monsters like Mason Ryan. But imagine a whole division filled with the likes of those two. See the problem?
by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 24, 2011 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow /KalShadar
Called it
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by LRaunThaDamaja on Oct 24, 2011 10:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
They'll show a replay of HHH getting hit with the hammer again.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Are you serious bro? Another HHH recap?
by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 24, 2011 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
How many times are they gonna show this shit..
A wrestler dies and they won’t even show a 15 sec tribute video, but the show this vignette every 30 minutes of the hour!
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Oh God no. There are no words in any language including Klingon to express my hatred for Michael Cole and this segment.
Agreed.
100-percent. What was the point of that? Just stupid and makes me feel dumb for even watching it.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
by Geno Mrosko on Oct 24, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I missed the Cole segment what happened??
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Don't fuck with one of the most underrated wrestlers on Planet Earth
Cole implied JR is drunk, showed crappy fake photos of JR, and challenged him to the “Michael Cole challenge” next week and put his job on the line.
by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 24, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Cole looks like 150 pounds of oatmeal shoved into a festive Halloween sack.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Is that angry cross arm guy wearing a Hogan shirt?
by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 24, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
Lil Jimmy has more heat than 91% of the roster.
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For my money
I don’t know if anyone gets more boos than Vickie Guerrero
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by CardiacHill on Oct 24, 2011 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
RAW Sucks
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So that black dude with the “We Hate Cena” shirt is a plant? He’s been there for a few shows now.
by Mr. Sunny Days on Oct 24, 2011 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t know, I think he just lives in Texas. Here he is from December’s Raw in Austin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHdgfdYo4Jc
by mariobatalivsmarkhenry on Oct 24, 2011 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh. raise my hopes WWE.
Only to crush them with a super human Cena main event. Again. Every time I don’t watch something awesome with Punk happens. Maybe I’ll stop.
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 10:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I just can't see any way of Cena getting back into this match. He's finished.
by Maclovio Williams on Oct 24, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
this show is horrid.
Did they hire Russo?
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by marsexxxy23 on Oct 24, 2011 11:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Can you file a patent for a water bottle based strike?
Highly dubious if you ask me.
Did you hit him in the bean bag? There’s no shame in attacking a criminal’s bean bag.
Bottled water is kryptonite to Cena.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Is it me, or has wrestling become really......pointless?
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
This is WWE. The fans never win.
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
ok so early survivor series matches
Punk/ADR
Rock/Cena vs Miz/Truth
HHH/Nash?
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
Probably put him in a traditional survivor series match
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitudes...
Henry/Show, Ziggler/Ryan, Otunga/Charisma
"Pain or damage don't end the world; or despair, or F*ckin beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment coming. Stand it like a man, and give some back." -Al Swearengen
Not many were on tonight.
Damn, Cagesiders.
by TrailerParkTrash on Oct 24, 2011 11:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I would have been, but the beginning filled me with so much apathy...
…I couldn’t bring myself to care enough to. But, now that it’s over…
CM Punk was spot-on, as usual. Wasn’t his greatest work, but still very entertaining.
Please, WWE, cut off Johnny Ace’s mic when he shows up, and dub in someone else’s voice. I know it’s live, but there is a 5-second delay. Make it happen.
It might be me, but Kermit’s version of “U Can’t C Me” was better and more entertaining than Cena’s. Oh, and I noticed Ms. Piggy has the same dead, blue eyes as Kelly Kelly. Well, maybe not as dead as Kelly’s.
I’m not trying to bash you, but I really disagree with some of the viewpoints that you feel the need to drill into every write-up you do (Ziggler is amazing, how good Henry is these days, how your bladder reacts violently to the Divas’ presence).
HOWEVER
That last part of the recap centered around the loogie made me laugh out loud at something on the internet for the first time in awhile. Well played.
Ha.
It’s all good, my friend.
I try to keep it light and as fun as possible but my own bias quickly become evident when I’m in the middle of typing a million miles and hour to keep up with the show.
I explained my feelings on the Diva’s above and in the reactions post. I’m a huge Ziggler fan, I know I put him over a lot but I can’t help it, I think he’s incredible and Henry is doing awesome things. Gotta give the credit where it’s due.
Glad you liked the end. I was laughing out loud watching him struggle with that thing. Too funny.
Thanks for reading and your dissent is certainly not a problem. We all like different things with different guys. There’s enough room here for all of us.
Forget it Donny, you're out of your element.
Understood
Forgot to take into account that you are running a live up-to-the-second breakdown of what’s going on.
All things considered, you’re doing a great job. I probably should’ve mentioned that in the above post.
by NegroGrande on Oct 25, 2011 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope someone has a picture of the huge Cena spit
That was hilariously ill timed.
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by Brooklyn Dodgers Mets Fan on Oct 25, 2011 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
Was just about to ask for it after I read the results.
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