Lesnar defeats Carwin, Anime Style

There's really not much I can say that will make this any more awesome than it already is.  Full comic, translation and explanation after the jump.  Make sure to read right to left.





Via Natural Born Comics

The first page contains a number of UFC fighters.  As best I can tell, the 'highlighted' fighters are (clockwise) Brock Lesnar, Shane Carwin, Cain Velasquez, Junior Dos Santos, and Roy Nelson.  The darkened figures, as best I can tell, are Forrest Griffin, Dana White, Minotauro Nogueira, Mirko Cro Cop, Joe Rogan and Mark Hunt.


A very rough, googled translation gives the text as

"Page 1.

The election of a powerful man on Earth began with the UFC heavyweight.
Who survived the battle, which is one billion of the new century.
These two first clash!
Shane Carwin vs Brock Lesnar!

Page 2.

manabelldo expectations.
Carwin is undefeated 12.
Settled all round.
He's like creatures.
The long title game.
What keeps anxiety strength.
Lesnar had his career threatened by disease.
Did not experience the game and four times.
Bob Sapp could not be discarded.
Immediately after the match, Lesnar, they opened on the alert to anything unusual.

Page 3.

UFC man with fist up, Shane Carwin!
Too overwhelming.
Lesnar continued to beat that Mia unilaterally.
One round was barely back on the stand Lesnar.

Page 4.

Title change is a matter of time.
Fedor is a guy I respect the king of the UFC!
Dana White will not allow.
Second round.
I know it does not work because the body!
Hardened shoulders.
Round 2 minutes 9 seconds 2.
Win one of Lesnar.
Submission of the Night!
DirecTV TV'll take a look at Harley-Davidson to drink Budweiser?
I'm a child is born.
Why I did not work the body?"

Apparently the very last middle-bottom frame is Brock saying "I drink Budweiser and watch DirecTV!  I ride a Harley-Davidson!" when translated properly.  Good to see the essence of Brock Lesnar translates properly into any language.

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