It's Bob Barker so I ain't quitting like the last time.

Jesus that was a huge pop.  And this is the best Raw ever already.

When did Dian Parkinson become Latina?

"American style dollars"

"Does this bid include taxes?"

PLEASE BID ONE DOLLAR.

YES! ONE!

The part of Lance Russell will now be played by Bob Barker.

I hate it when the lie about the actual retail price.

Dammit, don't give me a wrestling match.

Why isn't Raw in Chicago every week?

That match was good enough for me to forgive the lack of Bob Barker.  I hate it when they don't win a prize though.

Bob has smoother skin than Shawn.  Tanning beds are a helluva drug.

Please be a Plinko mattch...please be a Plinko mattch...lease be a Plinko mattch...lease be a Plinko mattch...

Holy crap that Bourne crotching bump was awesome.

A Super Soaker?  Why couldn't he attack Chavo with Bob's Plinko Stick?

JUST FOR MEN WIDOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do their demos come close to justify us seeing that Just For Men commercial so much?

Local ad for Victory Pro Wrestling this Saturday night in Centereach!

Batista is back next week?  Ok then.

Lawler isn't sure if the Sears Tower is the tallest building in the US.

BOB BARKER IS BACK!  That took long enough.

A.J. Pierzynski of TNA fame!  Either Bob is an amazing actor or they didn't tell him about that.

Wrestlers trying to win Wrestlemania tickets is more oddly hilarious than it should be.

Santino wins!

Oh, and they really need to have a Samoan woman lift Bob.

DAMMIT FUCK GIVE US PLINKO.  NO BODYSLAM CHALLENGE.

I wonder if Lawler was fed the Switcharoo/Stack The Deck line.

YOU LOSE HORNS!

Bullshit, Mark Henry didn't even participate in One Bid!

FULL BODY SLAM!

Josh and Bob!!!  He's gonna talk about tube top lady...

I knew it.

Next week, a more bangable guest host.

Damn, this is the last Raw before the PPV.

With multiple submission matches on a show in Montreal, what're the odds we get a "screwed" finish.

CHAVO IS CHALLENGING BOB TO KARATE HIM

BOB JUST KARATED CHAVO!

And that's it for Bob, I guess.  He needs to pull a Joe Piscopo and ask to be permanent host.

Current DX is like the worst possible version of middle aged Ted Petty trying to act like a hip hoodie as Rocco Rock.

Voices, head, talk, understand, etc.

You know Raw is stale when the best show in forever is due to the presence of an 85 year old man.