WWE Set to Release Mysterio Biography

WWE is releasing yet another book in November, this one a biography about recently-suspended baggy pants enthusiast Rey Mysterio.  The cover image is endlessly unsettling, and I guess Mysterio is a huge fan of purple lipstick.  I won't be buying this book because I'm pretty sure having that image in your house releases some sort of trickster demon and frankly, that's a headache I don't need.

Also of note is that the author of this book previously worked for A&E Books and has written biographies on Mussolini and Joan of Arc.  I wonder if on his resume he just scrawls, "Writing career didn't pan out like I'd hoped" and then cries in his apartment with the lights off.