Ideas for Hulk Hogan's new promotion "Hulkamania."

by Eric864 on Sep 11, 2009 2:59 PM EDT

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-The lighting should be made so that the whole arena is in a red and orange glow.

-When not wrestling Hogan should sit on a throne near the ring and bark orders to people. Similar to Shang Tsung from Mortal Kombat..

- During the bouts Brooke Hogan's music should be playing in the arena at all times.

- The only food sold in the arena is pasta from Hulk Hogan's old Pasta-Mania restaurant .

- When a wrestler comes down the ramp going to the ring he must meet Hogan (who like I said is siting on a throne) and kiss his feet.

-Before each match starts both wrestlers must give a testimonial about how Hulkamania has changed them for the better.

-The first tour should be booked around a Hogan/Brian Knobbs feud (redo the Andre angle with Knobbs) and a brutal hardcore feud with Brutus Beefcake and Evad Sullivan.

-Each show ends with Hogan talking about how he slammed Andre (or Andor to those in the know) the Giant at Wrestlemania 3 and how Andre died about 20 minutes later.

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What about should have a bald spot and skin that looks like it’s held together with close pins?

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by 49er16 on Sep 11, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions

is george muhresan dead yet?

human beings, who are almost unique in their ability to learn from the experiences of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

by variablesdont on Sep 11, 2009 4:21 PM EDT reply actions