MMAists closer to dogs than cocks, says son of Candid Camera creator

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So it seems that Peter Funt, heir to the Candid Camera empire (which apparently still exists even though it hasn't been relevant since the format shifted to "guy takes a temp job and OH MY GOD THE HOT CHICK JUST GOT NAKED" as a desperate cash grab in the '80s as Candid Candid Camera, which he still has unsold VHS tapes of) is now an op-ed writer of some notoriety. He decided to tackle MMA in the Boston Globe, and it's pretty much every "human cockfighting" story from the last 15 years, except with it being called "human dogfighting," possibly for Michael Vick related reasons. At least he didn't call the Octagon a "rape cage" to complete the metaphor.