Kimo Lives; Barnett's Career Dies

Former UFC Heavyweight Champion and noted steroid abuser Josh Barnett has once again been busted for performance enhancing drugs. Barnett is notable mostly for playing with Japanese robot toys and having the world's flabbiest drug aided physique. His drug bust, which occured during a surprise test three weeks ago, leaves Affliction without a main event for their PPV on August 1st.

Leading candidates to replace Barnett include Bobby Lashley and Brett Rogers. Smart money is on 185-pound Vitor Belfort in Lindland 2: Middleweight Boogaloo, Fedor's second prominent fight with a wildly undersized opponent in his post-PRIDE career.

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