Jeremy Piven to host 8/3/09 RAW

Early rumors had Jeremy Piven co-hosting next week's Raw with Shaq. Instead we get Piven all by his lonesome as guest host/GM on the August 3rd episode of Raw. Perhaps he will go up to various people and scream at them "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" because that's basically all he does all day long in real life. If you're like me, you prefer when Piven was just "John Cusack's Friend."

oh my god is jeremy piven now arguably a bigger star than john cusack? that is a world i'm not sure i want to live in