Rating The Wrestlers: ECW's Yoshi Tatsu

Although he's a new addition the the ECW roster, this smooth grappler has shown a lot of promise, and turned a lot of heads. Shelton Benjamin learned the hard way that if you get this tall drink of sake fired up, you're liable to meet with swift comeuppance. With his lithe frame, dexterous limbs and kawaii looks straight out of your favorite and sweatiest yaoi, his in-ring antics will have you begging for more.

Pros: Since you're never going to drag BxB Hulk away from glorious Nihon, this is the next best thing, plus you get to save on international airfare. Given his theme song sounds like he should be walking to the ring sucking on a lollipop and wearing a Hello Kitty backpack, you know you won't be doing a lot of shoegazing and guesswork if you try stuffing your key card down the front of his slim-fit jeans.

Cons: Maybe what they say is true and maybe it isn't, but the best you can hope for is that the language barrier can mask your auditory disappointment.